***OFFICIAL GAME THREAD: UF vs Alabama***

[GBHOR]

Prediction

 

[ThreatMatrix]

Here's the problem. You wanna know what the problem is? I'll tell you what the problem is.
One of them needs to be getting all the first team reps this week. Dorky Dan is going to have them split at best or mostly to EJ at worst. And EJ is gonna be lucky to make it 2 maybe 3 series. EJ is gonna get squashed. He's slow as it is and after playing the little sisters of the poor for two weeks he's gonna be in for a rude awakening. Like a deer in headlights And you know what happens to a deer in headlights. They get run over.

Then unfortunately bama gonna get the ball. I will be shocked, shocked I tell ya, if they don't score every possession.

 

[oxrageous]

The kind of numbers that AR could put up if he played an entire game would probably break box scores.

 

[LongTooth]

Here's the problem. You wanna know what the problem is? I'll tell you what the problem is.
One of them needs to be getting all the first team reps this week. Dorky Dan is going to have them split at best or mostly to EJ at worst. And EJ is gonna be lucky to make it 2 maybe 3 series. EJ is gonna get squashed. He's slow as it is and after playing the little sisters of the poor for two weeks he's gonna be in for a rude awakening. Like a deer in headlights And you know what happens to a deer in headlights. They get run over.

Then unfortunately bama gonna get the ball. I will be shocked, shocked I tell ya, if they don't score every possession.

dude, they might score on every one of OUR possessions with the guru’s fave in there.

 

[LongTooth]

We’ll be playing the role of USF next week if Dan and the Toddler stay true to form….

Open wide.

 

[kepler]

The fact that almost no Gator fan I know of thinks we have even an outside chance to win is unacceptable. We’re hoping to not get violated (and we will). It’s pathetic how far we’ve fallen.

 

[soflagator]

The kind of numbers that AR could put up if he played an entire game would probably break box scores.

When those numbers occur, it will be back to back record breaking numbers from a player he chose not to play. That’s actually impressive.

 

[URGatorBait]

The fact that almost no Gator fan I know of thinks we have even an outside chance to win is unacceptable. We’re hoping to not get violated (and we will). It’s pathetic how far we’ve fallen.

Would you prefer we lie to ourselves?

 

[Detroitgator]

I actually think we have a chance.

 

[MatthewM.]

 

[URGatorBait]

I actually think we have a chance.

To what?

I mean I guess we'll reluctantly show up...but not sure what else

 

[Detroitgator]

To what?

I mean I guess we'll reluctantly show up...but not sure what else

To win.

 

[jdh5484]

 

[URGatorBait]

To win.

Alright alright......be honest. How much Russian Vodka have you had tonight?

 

[soflagator]

Even still, Jones waits forever and then hits the bookshelf in the back.

 

[Concrete Helmet]

Alright alright......be honest. How much Russian Vodka have you had tonight?

I've had enough so that I'm seeing 2 of everything including you...

 

[URGatorBait]

I've had enough so that I'm seeing 2 of everything including you...

I'm proud of you crete.

It's not very often that ugly motha fuchers like you get to mooch off of wealthy women.
Whatever you are doing to black mail her has worked incredibly well. Kudos to you

 

[aka]

 

[Loogis]

Florida has the longest active streak of not being shutout in a game, going on 412 games. I think this is in jeopardy next week.

 

[aka]

Every Gator hater will be Bama fan next week.