Game Thread ***OFFICIAL GAME THREAD: UF vs Utah***

[URGatorBait]

We're gonna win.

 

[soflagator]

HERE'S an example of the kind of posts I was talking about. This one is cringe-worthy.

This trash got 5 likes from:

@MissouriGator
@UtahG8r
@Gulfstream
@NVGator
@Back Alley Gator

I took the liberty of doxing these guys so we can start to shut this type of behavior down. Here’s what I’ve got so far.

@NVGator is a realtor in northern Nevada. I’ve arranged protests at all his showings today.

Couldn’t get much of a read on @UtahG8r and @MissouriGator, but I’m almost certain they’re both male and living in Utah and Missouri respectively.

@Gulfstream is a bot.

@Back Alley Gator lives completely off the grid in the woods. He claims to have invented instant popcorn and has a small militia made up of a few locals and some separatists from Moldova.

 

[Gatorraid81]

If Napier can’t win this game by 20 points, he should be publicly caned in the Swamp after the game.

 

[NVGator]

I took the liberty of doxing these guys so we can start to shut this type of behavior down. Here’s what I’ve got so far.

@NVGator is a realtor in northern Nevada. I’ve arranged protests at all his showings today.

Couldn’t get much of a read on @UtahG8r and @MissouriGator, but I’m almost certain they’re both male and living in Utah and Missouri respectively.

@Gulfstream is a bot.

@Back Alley Gator lives completely off the grid in the woods. He claims to have invented instant popcorn and has a small militia made up of a few locals and some separatists from Moldova.

I really beginning to not like you.

 

[oxrageous]

I really beginning to not like you.

You still expecting us to get crushed like bugs to Utah?

 

[oxrageous]

I sure he meant caned.

 

[soflagator]

I really beginning to not like you.

I sure he meant caned.

So we’re all speaking like Chinese delivery guys today or…?

 

[Oklahoma Gator]

I scouted someone’s mom last night.

A 2* talent but with a 5* heart

 

[NVGator]

You still expecting us to get crushed like bugs to Utah?

No, I expect a very close game, could go either way, but with our luck there will be a cold front come through. Lower humidity so that neutralizes our advantage. They obviously have more experience in a system and we get the L.

Nothing wrong with that take.

 

[NVGator]

So we’re all speaking like Chinese delivery guys today or…?

Now I really no like you.

 

[oxrageous]

No, I expect a very close game, could go either way, but with our luck there will be a cold front come through. Lower humidity so that neutralizes our advantage.

I suppose a freak earthquake could also trigger a huge sinkhole that destroys the entire city of Gainesville that day.

Dude, our real advantage is in our talent, which dwarfs what Utah is throwing out there.

 

[jdh5484]

WTF is a re-thread?

This thread was started in Jan.

I thought there was a rule that *****The Official Game Thread**** couldn't be started earlier than 7 days prior to the game.

 

[Back Alley Gator]

I took the liberty of doxing these guys so we can start to shut this type of behavior down. Here’s what I’ve got so far.

@NVGator is a realtor in northern Nevada. I’ve arranged protests at all his showings today.

Couldn’t get much of a read on @UtahG8r and @MissouriGator, but I’m almost certain they’re both male and living in Utah and Missouri respectively.

@Gulfstream is a bot.

@Back Alley Gator lives completely off the grid in the woods. He claims to have invented instant popcorn and has a small militia made up of a few locals and some separatists from Moldova.

You know too much. Steps have been taken to remedy this situation.

And the separatists only appear to be from Moldovia. That was a cunning ruse. They are, in reality, from Sicily. And we all know you should never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line.

 

[Gatorraid81]

Caned, should happen after every lost game and recruiting battle. Lol

 

[Gulfstream]

I took the liberty of doxing these guys so we can start to shut this type of behavior down. Here’s what I’ve got so far.

@NVGator is a realtor in northern Nevada. I’ve arranged protests at all his showings today.

Couldn’t get much of a read on @UtahG8r and @MissouriGator, but I’m almost certain they’re both male and living in Utah and Missouri respectively.

@Gulfstream is a bot.

@Back Alley Gator lives completely off the grid in the woods. He claims to have invented instant popcorn and has a small militia made up of a few locals and some separatists from Moldova.

 

[Concrete Helmet]

I took the liberty of doxing these guys so we can start to shut this type of behavior down. Here’s what I’ve got so far.

@NVGator is a realtor in northern Nevada. I’ve arranged protests at all his showings today.

Couldn’t get much of a read on @UtahG8r and @MissouriGator, but I’m almost certain they’re both male and living in Utah and Missouri respectively.

@Gulfstream is a bot.

@Back Alley Gator lives completely off the grid in the woods. He claims to have invented instant popcorn and has a small militia made up of a few locals and some separatists from Moldova.

This was a thread about scouting Utah....btw who's favored to stop the clock more with fake cramps during this game?

 

[jdh5484]

You know too much.

The interwebs just broke.

 

[jdh5484]

This was a thread about scouting Utah....btw who's favored to stop the clock more with fake cramps during this game?

My ex.