Game Thread ***OFFICIAL GAME THREAD: UF vs Utah***

[Back Alley Gator]

Where did all the uf fans go? There were a couple at the bars on main but they left us. I knew it was a geriatric state but I didn’t expect them to bail by 7pm.

They're at the strip clubs. Someone has to keep that economy of yours going. You'd understand this if you'd read more Adam Smith and less Joseph Smith.

EDIT: Deet's answer below is the correct one.

 

[Detroitgator]

Someone’s really overhyping Florida. We’ve all seen the news reports.

Also, the buddy I’m sitting with is the dean of pharmacy at Florida. They just laughed at your statement. They are loving the banter. We’re both excited about the game tomorrow.

I think Alex is selling you short… I put your intelligence at “super average” for sure.

 

[Detroitgator]

Where did all the uf fans go? There were a couple at the bars on main but they left us. I knew it was a geriatric state but I didn’t expect them to bail by 7pm.

Check your mom’s house.

 

[LaylaGator]

Where did all the uf fans go? There were a couple at the bars on main but they left us. I knew it was a geriatric state but I didn’t expect them to bail by 7pm.

Maybe they realized it was a gay bar. NTTAWWT

 

[Back Alley Gator]

Check your mom’s house.

QFT!! I can't believe I let this softball get by me. The shame.

 

[alcoholica]

Looks like ole Chief Sucks on TeePees is going to see a good ole ass kicking by the Gators

 

[Detroitgator]

QFT!! I can't believe I let this softball get by me. The shame.

It was too easy… I don’t even feel good about it, especially because it’s true

 

[revgator]

Someone’s really overhyping Florida. We’ve all seen the news reports.

Also, the buddy I’m sitting with is the dean of pharmacy at Florida. They just laughed at your statement. They are loving the banter. We’re both excited about the game tomorrow.

For the love of Joseph Smith! You come in all pleasant like, humble and nice, just to disarm people but then you won't shut up!

As smart as you are, as busy as you are, as important as you are, what in the world are you doing on your phone, in a Florida message board!!

Supposedly you're sitting with a college dean telling him to "hold that thought" while you argue with gator fans on your iPhone 14. Good golly miss molly, where's the Tylenol!

 

[Altitude Gator]

It's the altitude.

I'm heading to bed!

 

[UteManX]

Check your mom’s house.

She is really disappointed this evening. So this tracks

 

[UteManX]

Maybe they realized it was a gay bar. NTTAWWT

I think they all headed to the gay bar.

 

[Saulgoodman]

I think Mertz is going to be rock solid. Looking forward to watching him play.

For your sake you better hope her is when it comes to this board. You've got a lot of posters salivating at the bit for him to fall flat.

Either way, this board will be entertaining for the remainder of the week

 

[MTGator]

Check your mom’s house.

Don’t you mean his sister wives’ house?

 

[Born2beagator]

Did we win yet

 

[UteManX]

Don’t you mean his sister wives’ house?

I hear they are making their way to your dads.

 

[Detroitgator]

I hear they are making their way to your dads.

Gay bars, broke back mountain, dad’s, lesbians… might want to talk to your therapist about why you always revert to this theme. Or just embrace it, come out, and be open about your sexuality.

 

[UteManX]

Gay bars, broke back mountain, dad’s, lesbians… might want to talk to your therapist about why you always revert to this theme. Or just embrace it, come out, and be open about your sexuality.

Love is love. come on man, join us. I know you feel it too. You ooze gay.

 

[Detroitgator]

Love is love. come on man, join us!

You’re welcome. It’s gotta feel better being open and honest now.

 

[PaulDrake]

Go Gators! Beat Utah!

 

[AlexDaGator]

She is really disappointed this evening. So this tracks

Now you’re getting the hang of it.

Alex.