Recruiting Official Recruiting Thread for the stretch run #2

[GatorJ]

@jaason_lewis: Just landed in Gainesville 🐊

That's awesome news.

 

[Ray Finkle]

If the guy is deadseat on joining Muschimp's Next Fukkup, more power to him! Chimp was on Saban's staff, and got demoted to position coach when Saban took the NFL job. Chimp was butthurt and left. Great move by Lil Nick. Chimp went to Auburn, promptly started bytching about excessive offense and apparently got The Riverboat Gambler to listen and adopt Mushball. Awbie has a losing season, Gambler gets fired, Chimp moves to Texas. Chimp convinces Texas that offense is to be disdained bc it puts defense in tough position, Brown apparently listens, TEXAS has a losing season, Chimp moves to UF, Mack Brown resigns the next year. Chimp comes to UF, has one winning SEC season in 4 years, destroys offense and roster, gets fired. If they want to join his next trainwreck, wish them luck and move on. There are plenty of kids who want to go to UF.

Well when you put it like that it sounds like he is a really bad coach

 

[dubster1]

The people's mod

 

[GatorJ]

If the guy is deadseat on joining Muschimp's Next Fukkup, more power to him!

Chimp was on Saban's staff, and got demoted to position coach when Saban took the NFL job. Chimp was butthurt and left. Great move by Lil Nick.

Chimp went to Auburn, promptly started bytching about excessive offense and apparently got The Riverboat Gambler to listen and adopt Mushball. Awbie has a losing season, Gambler gets fired, Chimp moves to Texas.

Chimp convinces Texas that offense is to be disdained bc it puts defense in tough position, Brown apparently listens, TEXAS has a losing season, Chimp moves to UF, Mack Brown resigns the next year.

Chimp comes to UF, has one winning SEC season in 4 years, destroys offense and roster, gets fired.

If they want to join his next trainwreck, wish them luck and move on. There are plenty of kids who want to go to UF.

+ 1 billion

 

[Ray Finkle]

Well both CeCe and Ivey are headed to auburn right now

 

[Amazin1]

The people's mod

Hey, don't go stealin' my lines now...lol

 

[rogdochar]

Get the best we can get, and coach 'em up to 4*, 5*. These players following Muschamp are not going
to get coached up or developed well. I think Muschamp as coach himself is "broken" and will take years
to reconstitute his ability to coach.

 

[Ray Finkle]

The people's mod

Yep. First order of business is more popcorn for the posters and implementing taco Tuesdays

 

[dubster1]

Hey, don't go stealin' my lines now...lol

My bad,, just the thought of ray and mod is scary bro,,,

 

[Swamp Donkey]

I'd vote for Ray as Mod if he'd just bring back the tattoo avatar.

 

[Ray Finkle]

I'd vote for Ray as Mod if he'd just bring back the tattoo avatar.

Yeah I set the bar really high with that one. Although the best avi I made was Clawhammer's MJ wearing the "I fought the Law and the Law won" shirt

 

[dubster1]

Yep. First order of business is more popcorn for the posters and implementing taco Tuesdays

Well hell why didn't you say so, i support you ray as mod and you have my full endorsement. You hear me ox give him the power

 

[Ray Finkle]

Well hell why didn't you say so, i support you ray as mod and you have my full endorsement. You hear me ox give him the power

 

[dubster1]

 

[GatorJ]

Yeah I set the bar really high with that one. Although the best avi I made was Clawhammer's MJ wearing the "I fought the Law and the Law won" shirt

That NBA thread was one of the most nauseating, ridiculous threads.

 

[Ray Finkle]

Ain't that the truth

 

[Gator98MD]

I deserve some credit for pointing out last night dubsters love for the popcorn eating emoticon. What do I get?

 

[GatorTAG]

I deserve some credit for pointing out last night dubsters love for the popcorn eating emoticon. What do I get?

 

[MJMGator]

I deserve some credit for pointing out last night dubsters love for the popcorn eating emoticon. What do I get?

A shot of Jack Daniels.

 

[Gator98MD]

A shot of Jack Daniels.

funny guy, but I'm actually already enjoying a finger or 2 of some fine single malt currently