Oh boy - I think I found Alvin York. UT fans melt down

[GatorBenji]

On this SEC Rant thread. I wanted to see a meltdown from some fanbase and If you want to have a huge laugh...

http://www.secrant.com/rant/sec-scor...done/59228932/

 

[oxrageous]

frick this team, frick our dumbass fricking offense that can't throw a pass, frick our oline which left us incapable of moving the damn ball, frick our defense that AC is still goddamn running on, frick our secondary for leaving guys wide the frick open, frick fat arse Bert, frick his dirty slut bitch wife, frick losing to ****ty arse goddamn Arky, frick 7000 calorie arse o linemen, frick the stupid arse refs that wouldn't call a PI on an Arky db if he murdered a WR, frick the game of football, frick any delusional chance of being relevant anytime in the near future, frick the fact that we'll be lucky to make a bowl again, frick Florida for having an inferior roster but being worth a ****e because of having a competent goddamn coach, frick piece of ****e Alabama for looking like a fricking title contender, frick the fact that I grew up in Knoxville and this bull ****e is ingrained in my fricking orange blood that I want to splatter all over my fricking floor right now, and mostly just frick LYLE ALLEN BUTCH GODDAMN JONES AND HIS ****TY arse "best coaching staff in the nation". And preemptive congrats to UGA. Richt can't possibly out-Jones Jones. If we couldn't buck the trend against ****ty arse Arky, we aren't bucking the trend this entire fricking season.

 

[PatDooleySucks]

Here's what they lost to:

 

[oxrageous]

UT fans also think the team has given up on Butch Jones (psst hey UT fans, he never had them in the first place), and they've also given up on Dobbs. They want him benched. It's true that having a QB that can't pass really sucks.

http://www.volnation.com/forum/tennessee-vols-football/246207-team-butch-jones.html

Saying that, we really need those dorks to beat UGA.

 

[AugustaGator]

TN has found something they are good at....

 

[crosscreekcooter]

More from Mr Meltdown

re: I'm fricking done(Posted on 10/3/15 at 10:22 pm to m2pro)

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I remember the days of RECORD SETTING years of losses. 3-8, 4-8, what have you. It can actually be worse. Then again, if you ever feel like being a Bama fan now is the time. Come join the good guys. Only people we can not accept applications from are Auburn fans.

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That's about the only negative record we haven't set in the past decade.

And I appreciate the kindness and consideration, but shove the invite up your ass. For better or for worse (definitely the latter) I'm a VFL.

 

[HogtownGator]

Saying that, we really need those dorks to beat UGA.

I don't think we need to rely on the Vols for anything. We'll handle GA. They looked awful yesterday.

 

[BMF]

UT fans also think the team has given up on Butch Jones (psst hey UT fans, he never had them in the first place), and they've also given up on Dobbs. They want him benched. It's true that having a QB that can't pass really sucks.

http://www.volnation.com/forum/tennessee-vols-football/246207-team-butch-jones.html

Saying that, we really need those dorks to beat UGA.

That is some priceless stuff over there!

Honestly, I thought they'd be better (hell, they really should have beaten us....and could be 5-0 if the coach hadn't sh*t the bed). They have some talent on the roster. If they bring in an above average coach in the next 2 years he's going to have something to work with. I just don't know if the administration cans Jones just yet (too costly).

 

[GatorTAG]

Sick of Bitch Jones?

 

[PaulDrake]

I foung this nugget on VolNation after just 2 minutes perusing under the Butch Jones Presser thread...

"Only ISIS members should be allowed to sit through ANOTHER clichéd press conference."

The problem for me is that I know exactly how their fans feel after Muschamp. My hatred for him was so intense I could barely watch a game dreading the camera even looking at him on the sideline. Still though, funny stuff over there....

 

[HogtownGator]

I foung this nugget on VolNation after just 2 minutes perusing under the Butch Jones Presser thread...

"Only ISIS members should be allowed to sit through ANOTHER clichéd press conference."

The problem for me is that I know exactly how their fans feel after Muschamp. My hatred for him was so intense I could barely watch a game dreading the camera even looking at him on the sideline. Still though, funny stuff over there....

Thank god our nightmare is not only OVER, but it was short-lived relative to the UT's nightmare. They just keep finding the wrong guy for HC.

 

[MJMGator]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dobbs 4 Heisman Today was terrible. Even I can't defend his performance. It might be time to play all the freshmen.

Jones would have you believe that's what he has been doing.

77 freshmen. Making their first trip down to Neyland in the rain. Uphill both ways.

 

[MJMGator]

A little ribbing hurts so much...

Originally Posted by 99gator Give it two days, you'll post a thread about the Vols winning the East.

Hey, f*** off, okay.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Sick of Bitch Jones?

I wish those were jorts. It will be hard to unsee that.

 

[PatDooleySucks]

Lane Kiffin may be ready for another head coaching stint after this season:

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Lane Kiffin may be ready for another head coaching stint after this season:

They owe it to themselves (if Muskstank isn't available).

 

[MJMGator]

I guarantee you they would be drooling all over themselves if Kiffey came back. The dumbest fan base in all of college sports.

 

[MJMGator]

Today, 09:16 AM	#1
BigOrange04 Senior Member ​ Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 132 Likes: 70	Couple of crazy rumors floating around... Rumor that Butch punched Mack Crowder in practice. This is what caused the oline guys to temporarily quit the team in the preseason. Also, heard another rumor that UT got a huge new donor this yr. 4th largest donor to the university. The companys name is Signix, and is owned by Jay Jumper. Know any other Jumpers? Last edited by BigOrange04; Today at 09:18 AM..
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Today, 09:17 AM	#2
VolsSportsFan I hate Kentucky Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 30,863 Likes: 11,356	Lol. I heard a rumor that we were going to win the East this year.
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[Swamp Donkey]

Watching their meltdowns never gets old.

 

[PastyStoole]