Presidential Beatdown Corona Crush!
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- Jul 20, 2014
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This is why Washington is my guy. You had to be a bad ass in that time period and his history proves he was.
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Alright, here is the updated bracket after the first day of beatdowns. We'll resume play in debates tomorrow afternoon starting with the Roosevelt Region. Thank you for your participation today, looking for more tomorrow!
- Jun 9, 2014
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The guy with polio won? BS
- Jun 11, 2014
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Haven’t had the time to enjoy this thread until now, but I remember thinking when I first saw it that nobody could beat Lincoln. That dude killed freakin vampires - no lie, I read a book about it. 
But seriously, Lincoln would win, especially since Trump is a vampire.
And that book was actually pretty good.
But seriously, Lincoln would win, especially since Trump is a vampire.
And that book was actually pretty good.
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- Jun 14, 2014
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This is why I voted for rog
Sorry, but I missed what this voting thingy was about. Any explanation would possibly get me out of some of the dark. Thanks.
- Jun 12, 2014
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Too bad Hillary didn't win. I'd like to have seen her defeated by someone like Teddy Roosevelt, by Donkey Punch (if the rules would allow). That or submitted by Ol' Hickory with a rear naked choke. Well, maybe a rear fully clothed choke. Hillary and naked don't belong together.
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“There’s a street gang named after President Martin Van Buren?”
“Yeah, and they’re just as mean as he was!”
Case closed...Van Buren wins!
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Im excited about Madison/Taft. I know on paper it looks like a bloodbath, but these early round fights can have monster upsets.
So here’s a question...is Taft a bigger favorite when he is young at his “best physical shape” or as a giant fat bastard?
So here’s a question...is Taft a bigger favorite when he is young at his “best physical shape” or as a giant fat bastard?
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SCANDAL!!!
The “hunky FDR” picture below is actually FDR JR., the son of FDR! This invalidates the whole fight, as a key basis for the outcome was brad’s man-love for hunky FDR. Here is the ACTUAL young, pre-polio FDR:
I declare that this fight is NO CONTEST and must be refought!
The “hunky FDR” picture below is actually FDR JR., the son of FDR! This invalidates the whole fight, as a key basis for the outcome was brad’s man-love for hunky FDR. Here is the ACTUAL young, pre-polio FDR:
I declare that this fight is NO CONTEST and must be refought!
PLAY IN ROUND RESULT: FDR -vs- HOOVER
Some decent debate until FDR in his peak picture showed up, and then it was clear that Hoover had no chance. Brad turned ghey when seeing hunky FDR. In our most one-sided bout yet, FDR beat the crap out of Hoover.
Literally. Hoover crapped himself from the beat down. FDR is now officially “Cinderella”
FDR Wins in a rout!
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He looks kinda like Ryan Gosling. I think the guest referee @Swamp Queen needs to call this one.
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He looks like Gosling and produces a son who is also good looking...winner!
- Jun 19, 2014
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Andy Jackson is going to stomp a mudhole in that cripple in the wheelchair and everyone else in that region. Gerald Ford a #1 seed. The man who couldn't navigate a flight of stairs?
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