Presidential Beatdown Corona Crush!

[gardnerwebbgator]

Looks like yet another usual suspect didn’t read the rules.

Excuse me your highness. Ford was clumsy, there is no dodging that fact. How can you not factor in military service as a physical advantage?

 

[Captain Sasquatch]

Excuse me your highness. Ford was clumsy, there is no dodging that fact. How can you not factor in military service as a physical advantage?

Go read the first post of the thread, and all will be revealed.

 

[Swamp Queen]

Excuse me your highness. Ford was clumsy, there is no dodging that fact. How can you not factor in military service as a physical advantage?

 

[Swamp Donkey]

SCANDAL!!!

The “hunky FDR” picture below is actually FDR JR., the son of FDR! This invalidates the whole fight, as a key basis for the outcome was brad’s man-love for hunky FDR. Here is the ACTUAL young, pre-polio FDR:

I declare that this fight is NO CONTEST and must be refought!

Communist Propaganda. Not surprised Slev and Sassy fell for it.

 

[BNAG8R]

PLAY IN ROUND RESULT: FDR -vs- HOOVER - THE REMATCH

After a first round scandal where FDR snuck in his hunky son to fight for him, NO CONTEST was declared and a rematch was ordered.

Turns out, FDR was an only child, home schooled mama’s boy who was awkward around other kids and thus picked on. Only when he got to Harvard did he begin to get past his social awkwardness. Not a good look for FDR.

However, Hoover was just as bad, if not worse. A total milquetoast, Hoover was an orphan passed from family member to family member, awkward, shy, and his greatest athletic accomplishment was being a geology major, and equipment manager for the baseball and football team.

This one is worse than Trump/Obama. However, there are two traits that tip the scale in favor of one combatant.

In the words of Swamp Queen, one of them clearly had “kick ass sperm”, and he also has a genetic connection to #1 seed Teddy....so in a split decision...

FDR Wins!

SCANDAL!!!

The “hunky FDR” picture below is actually FDR JR., the son of FDR! This invalidates the whole fight, as a key basis for the outcome was brad’s man-love for hunky FDR. Here is the ACTUAL young, pre-polio FDR:

I declare that this fight is NO CONTEST and must be refought!

 

[crosscreekcooter]

SCANDAL!!!

The “hunky FDR” picture below is actually FDR JR., the son of FDR! This invalidates the whole fight, as a key basis for the outcome was brad’s man-love for hunky FDR. Here is the ACTUAL young, pre-polio FDR:

I declare that this fight is NO CONTEST and must be refought!

Just when FDR was starting to roll!

 

[78]

Go read the first post of the thread, and all will be revealed.

Perceived insanity is revealed, therefore obvious clumsiness is as well. Gerald Ford was obviously a clumsy doofus.

To borrow a Sas word, it's my BELIEVE.

 

[AlexDaGator]

Ford wasn’t clumsy.

That was a product of the media and SNL.

Yes, he stumbled a couple of times but so has everybody else. My recollection is that the most famous stumble was on metal airplane stairs in the rain.

It was blown waaay out of proportion.

Not only did he play on some great Michigan teams, he was a star player. The NFL wasn’t as big then as it is now, but he probably could have played pro if he wanted to.

Oh, and he boxed and wrestled.

He deserves his seeding.


Alex.

 

[GatorStud]

No politician is worth the sweat off my balls...

 

[MidwestChomp]

Madison with the upset. Taft will have a heart attack upon entering the ring.


Carter will whoop Tyler

From Wikipedia
"Tyler was of frail health, thin and prone to diarrhea throughout life"

 

[Captain Sasquatch]

If anyone wants to state their piece on Madison vs. Taft, now is the time to do it in the box!

 

[Marine1]

Tell that to a UDT/SEAL/SWCC, SeaBee, or green-side Corpsman, b1tch.
HMCM, USN (Ret)

Every corpsman ever attached to my units was a badass. No debate.

 

[Bernardo de la Paz]

I don't understand how everyone is so high on Lincoln. The dude was 6'4 and never weighed over 180 lbs. They think he had marfan syndrome ffs.

 

[oxrageous]

I don't understand how everyone is so high on Lincoln. The dude was 6'4 and never weighed over 180 lbs. They think he had marfan syndrome ffs.

 

[Captain Sasquatch]

I don't understand how everyone is so high on Lincoln. The dude was 6'4 and never weighed over 180 lbs. They think he had marfan syndrome ffs.

Look up his wrestling prowess.

 

[BNAG8R]

Getting caught up from today’s action:

PLAY-IN ROUND RESULT: MADISON -VS- TAFT

While there was late money on Madison, the outcome was never in doubt. Despite the desire for a “David v Goliath” story, Madison was a sickly 5’4”, 100 lbs his entire life - there was no “peak physical condition” in his life.

Taft killed him with one blow. Literally killed him.

TAFT Wins.

 

[Bernardo de la Paz]

Look up his wrestling prowess.

Staggering

https://www.thoughtco.com/was-abraham-lincoln-really-a-wrestler-1773577

 

[BNAG8R]

PLAY-IN ROUND RESULT: TYLER -VS- CARTER

On paper, this was no contest. Carter in his prime was an athlete, military man, and had the advantage in the tale of the tape. Tyler’s claim to fame was chronic diarrhea.

Carter dominated early, but in a twist of fate...Tyler took a big shot, immediately shyt himself (that pesky chronic diarrhea), which spilled out on the floor. Not seeing this, Carter stepped in the offending liquid, slipped and fell backwards, banging his head on the floor, knocking himself out.

TYLER WINS in a stunner!

 

[BNAG8R]

PLAY-IN ROUND RESULT: JEFFERSON -VS- HARDING

Another tough one to judge, as neither fighter has any perceptible record or skill demonstrable from their historical past. Neither also seemed to have a “peak physical condition” at any point in his life.

This fight came down to tactics. Jefferson leveraged a “submission hold” that he learned in the plantation slavequarters. Harding tapped out.

JEFFERSON Wins!

 

[BNAG8R]

PLAY-IN ROUND RESULT: CLEVELAND -VS- VAN BUREN

2 Lawyers, no athletic history, nobody cares. Everyone hates lawyers. The only good outcome would have been both of them lose, but since that ruins the whole bracket...Cleveland was bigger than Van Buren, and his size overcame Van Buren.

Cleveland Wins, nobody cares.