Random, sometimes funny, gif and post padding thread #4

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Former band nerd. I can relate.

 

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"We're the graduating class of Peninsula High this year. They told me I could make the t-shirts. Look what just arrived."

 

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"Bought 60 doughnuts for the office today to celebrate my 20th birthday, only to be told I need to self isolate/ work from home for the next week."

 

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So my “kids” (both 18) decided they wanted to dye eggs this year. My daughter was getting the dyes ready when Mrs G noticed the first two and then asked, “do we really need any other colors?” What say you?

 

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A car full of Irish nuns is sitting at a traffic light in downtown Dublin, when a bunch of rowdy drunks pull up alongside of them.

"Hey, show us yer tits, ya bloody penguins!" shouts one of the drunks.
Quite shocked, Mother Superior turns to Sister Mary Immaculata and says, "I don't think they know who we are; show them your cross."

Sister Mary Immaculata rolls down her window and shouts, "Piss off, ya fookin' little wankers, before I come over there and rip yer balls off!"

Sister Mary Immaculata then rolls up her window, looks back at Mother Superior, quite innocently, and asks, "Did that sound cross enough?

 

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Czech nudists told to wear face masks by police