Lol. Being from Atlanta I like to annoy my wife by claiming they would give us bottles of Coke as babies and we should do the same with our kids.
I really wanted to put this in one of the Virus threads in Politics forum, but I have avoided posting stuff there that is just "entertainment" not discussion.
Nevertheless, if you don't want to read through those threads, this is a great summary of them both. It's three minutes and you will likely enjoy the whole thing, but you can get the gist with under thirty seconds.
Although you will miss the reasons for day drinking...