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Just want to make you feel better. They are multiplying as we speak.
Thanks, True story. They haven’t figured out where the house is yet.
Just want to make you feel better. They are multiplying as we speak.
I can still smell the sweet scent of a squished palmetto bug. Like the smell of napalm in the morning.I don't believe any of you live in Florida. Cockroach, Palmetto bug, big a.s.s waterbug, whatever. And you guys have lived here most of your lives and you're afraid of them. They are afraid of the sole of my foot. Squash...clean up guts. Problem solved.
CD, you must have small hands. That guy might be the size of half your hand if you met up with grand daddy. Fly in my face? Flick, squash, clean up guts. I've lived here for 90% of my life.
Now here's what can get your blood flowing. I'm out in my yard minding my own business. I have a lot of trees. Plop, bam, a 4 foot snake falls out of a tree and onto my head and shoulders. Never could figure out what it was. At least Moccasins don't climb trees. I hate snakes.
Waterbug? pffft.
What is 90% of 90 years?I don't believe any of you live in Florida. Cockroach, Palmetto bug, big a.s.s waterbug, whatever. And you guys have lived here most of your lives and you're afraid of them. They are afraid of the sole of my foot. Squash...clean up guts. Problem solved.
CD, you must have small hands. That guy might be the size of half your hand if you met up with grand daddy. Fly in my face? Flick, squash, clean up guts. I've lived here for 90% of my life.
Now here's what can get your blood flowing. I'm out in my yard minding my own business. I have a lot of trees. Plop, bam, a 4 foot snake falls out of a tree and onto my head and shoulders. Never could figure out what it was. At least Moccasins don't climb trees. I hate snakes.
Waterbug? pffft.
Bama fans cant do math. 81. Q.E.D.What is 90% of 90 years?