RIP Sports Illustrated

[78]

First car was a '67 Fairlane 500 convertible with a 390. The previous owner stuck a portable stove behind the driver seat bench to account for a busted hinge. I opened the hood one day to gas spewing straight up in the air from a leak. It's a wonder I'm here to share the details.

 

[Slug]

Rumor has it that this cover singlehandedly took down SI.

You sick fcuk.

 

[URGatorBait]

You sick fcuk.

what are you talking about....you told everyone that was your go to issue

 

[Durty South Swamp]

i got an old CJ-7 jeep at 15 years old. would run and drive but was in real rough condition. spent an entire year rebuilding the engine, body, suspension, etc. Completed it 2 weeks before i turned 16. Went from a rust bucket to a head turner. 5" lift, 32x12.50's, roll bar and headlights, outdoor stereo an speakers, metallic mint blue paint... it was cherry. it was fun but drove like a tank, even with the power steering pump installed. got a lot of chicks though, and was fun as heck at the clay pits.

 

[Slug]

what are you talking about....you told everyone that was your go to issue

I told you that in confidence.

 

[soflagator]

This thread took a sharp turn but it’s still better to read about than Sports Illustrated.

Maybe we could bring it back around full circle.

 

[URGatorBait]

I told you that in confidence.

you told everyone in confidence?

 

[Slug]

you told everyone in confidence?

No, what happened was, I told you about that issue and then you just told the entire board that was my go to. Thanks a lot.

 

[Slug]

I'm not telling you schit anymore

 

[URGatorBait]

I'm not telling you schit anymore

 

[soflagator]

No, what happened was, I told you about that issue and then you just told the entire board that was my go to. Thanks a lot. View attachment 66703

You should still take the painting with you. It was a gift.

 

[Slug]

You should still take the painting with you. It was a gift.

Oh. that's already in the car

 

[TheDouglas78]

Maybe we could bring it back around full circle.

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Sluggo would like to know which of the sluggettes you rebuilt

 

[AuggieDosta]

Perfect .gif usage!

 

[Slug]

Sluggo would like to know which of the sluggettes you rebuilt

Excuse me? What is this rebuilt nonsense?

 

[aka]

And we also had a 63 or 4 Fairlane when I was in elementary school. Out in the boonies of NW Palatka where we lived it was still kinda open range after moving there. Clear memory....we were on the way to the Halloween carnival at school. Mom had baked all manner of pies and cakes for the cake walk, they were still cooling off and sitting on the back seat next to me. It was already sorta dark, as I remember, and my mom hit this cow that was standing partially in the road. Detroit steel won. Loud bam, head shot, cow's butt swung around and crapped all over the back window, baked goods went upside down in the floor board, car went to the roadside clacking loudly from the fan hitting. Another family happened by, picked us up and we went to the carnival with slightly smushed cakes and pies.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Excuse me? What is this rebuilt nonsense?

The term is "GENDER AFFIRMING"!!!!!

 

[Swamp Donkey]

And we also had a 63 or 4 Fairlane when I was in elementary school. Out in the boonies of NW Palatka where we lived it was still kinda open range after moving there. Clear memory....we were on the way to the Halloween carnival at school. Mom had baked all manner of pies and cakes for the cake walk, they were still cooling off and sitting on the back seat next to me. It was already sorta dark, as I remember, and my mom hit this cow that was standing partially in the road. Detroit steel won. Loud bam, head shot, cow's butt swung around and crapped all over the back window, baked goods went upside down in the floor board, car went to the roadside clacking loudly from the fan hitting. Another family happened by, picked us up and we went to the carnival with slightly smushed cakes and pies.

Any sign of Corch's girlfriend's daddy during this "cow" wreck? Probably the same ditch, no doubt.

 

[Slug]

The term is "GENDER AFFIRMING"!!!!!

God damnit. My sluggettes have gone woke.

 

[soflagator]

Excuse me? What is this rebuilt nonsense?