Slevin is a roadie for Nickelback

GatorJ

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He has been unconscious this entire time. Those tight jeans have been hugging his boys and cut off his circulation.
 

Swamp Donkey

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Swamp Donkey

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GatorJ said:
He has been unconscious this entire time. Those tight jeans have been hugging his boys and cut off his circulation.
I thought be unconscious means he can hit basketball shots.
 

NavetG8r

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This makes me remember the scene in the movie Rock Star. The morning after the big party when Izzy wakes up and finds the "chick" wearing his leather pants and standing up to pee. Thinking of Slevin as a roadie, that scene comes to mind. How sick am I?
 

Delg8tor

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MatthewM.;n13233 said:
He goes by Slevina now after the operation.
Is that a picture of the two of you "post-op" that you are using as your Avatar? I always thought you had a thing for Slevin.
 

crosscreekcooter

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A man and a woman who had never met before,
but who were both married to other people,
found themselves assigned to the same sleeping
room on a trans-continental train.



Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a
room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly,
he in the upper berth and she in the lower.




At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke
the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you,
but would you be willing to reach into the closet
to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."



"I have a better idea," she replied "Just for tonight,
let's pretend that we're married."



"Wow! That's a great idea!", he exclaimed.



"Good," she replied, "Get your own #&!@*# blanket."



After a moment of silence, he farted.
 

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