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That's why he hasn't been posting.
Slevin is a roadie for Nickelback
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Definitely the plan.oxrageous said:
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I thought be unconscious means he can hit basketball shots.GatorJ said:
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This makes me remember the scene in the movie Rock Star. The morning after the big party when Izzy wakes up and finds the "chick" wearing his leather pants and standing up to pee. Thinking of Slevin as a roadie, that scene comes to mind. How sick am I?
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This thread is winning!
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Pretty sure this is Slevin.
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Has to be him!
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A man and a woman who had never met before,
but who were both married to other people,
found themselves assigned to the same sleeping
room on a trans-continental train.
but who were both married to other people,
found themselves assigned to the same sleeping
room on a trans-continental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a
room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly,
he in the upper berth and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke
the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you,
but would you be willing to reach into the closet
to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
"I have a better idea," she replied "Just for tonight,
let's pretend that we're married."
let's pretend that we're married."
"Wow! That's a great idea!", he exclaimed.
"Good," she replied, "Get your own #&!@*# blanket."
After a moment of silence, he farted.
