So will this get me laid?

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  1. Gator515151

    Gator515151 Well-Known Member
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    Monday Mrs51 and I will have been hitched 46 years. I put together a little video I will post to her Facebook page Monday morning. What I really want to know is which version should I post, the one with backup vocals or the one with just me? LOL I'd probably have a better chance of getting laid if I posted Kris Kristoffersons version of the song.



    PS: I did a final edit and here is the version I posted on her Facebook page. It will be there when she gets up in the morning.
     
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      I didnt listen to the 2nd one. Go with the one you sang. You are now my favorite poster 51. You are a romantic and I identify with that.
      You had three boys. My dad had three, his 2nd wife had three and my brother had three. You sing pretty good for an old guy.
      I graduated in 73 but some of my classmates go married that year. I waited till 78. .
      I was married to #1 for 25 yrs and on the 31st will have been married to #2 for 16 I guess I am tied with you for years married.
      Nice montage of a great marriage it appears........happy anniversary.
       
      • Gator515151

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        3 sons
        7 grandsons
        1 great grandson
        and 1 Lonely granddaughter
        Girls don't happen in our family.
         
        • Gatordiddy

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          Great job 51!
          I heard vocals on both.

          Hey, one thing you have working in your favor:

          Kristofferson couldn’t sing worth a damn so - there ain’t much of a drop off.

          Mrs. 51 will love it. :thumbup:
           
          • crosscreekcooter

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            Dude I don't know about your chances of getting lucky. You'd probably have better luck playing the Lotto, especially after seeing that mug and hearing you moan.
             
            • AuggieDosta

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              I love the part about how making a video is cheaper than flowers.
               
            • GR8 2B

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              Fantastic vid. I'm with Coach. Didn't even listen to the 2nd one. I don't see how you can improve on the 1st.
               
              • CGgater

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                First question is, “do you have that pair-of-claw-foot-bathtubs-set-up in your back yard?”
                 
                • Bait'n Gator

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                  For starters a sure fire way to get laid is to pay close attention and even write down all the advice you receive here. Then don't do any of that $hit. Secondly grow that mean ass mustache back and your golden.

                  In all seriousness cool video, few guys can pull these kinda things off without looking really corny, you nailed it.
                   
                  • GatorJ

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                    Hi with backup. Melodically it’s better.

                    An amazing video. Thanks for sharing. I even showed my wife.
                     
                  • Gator515151

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                    Yeah I think that is the one I will use. I tweaked it a little this morning. In the copy I put on youtube there were a couple of places where my voice was like 1/10 of a second ahead of the backup singers on the karaoke version. I cut out that tenth of a second and added it back in after the line that was out of sync, sounds a little better.
                     
                    • DocZaius

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                      That red leather jacket at 1:15 reminds me of:

                       
                    • Detroitgator

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                      I gave you a like Coach, but 25 + 16 = common core = :facepalm: ;)
                       
                    • stephenPE

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                      All that's left for me to do is give you my old "red pen"...........but 41 dont =46 any day of the week. But with the first we were together 30 yrs and waited five to get married. I always counted that.
                       
                      • GR8 2B

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                        I would say those 5 years count.
                         
                        • Gator By Marriage

                          Gator By Marriage A convert to Gatorism
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                          Great video. I can't decide which was cooler from the young version of you: The porn star mustache or those awesome mutton chops.
                           
                        • Gator515151

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                          Hey it was the 70's I was torn between the Joe Namath look and the John Trovolta Saturday Night Feaver look. I did look sharp in bell bottoms if I say so myself.
                           
                          • deuce

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                            Lotta moxie ........

                            Congrats!
                             
                          • Marine1

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                            Late to the party...but that was awesome. I’m certain she loved it.

                            I had one for 6 and #2 now at 28 years.

                            Well done.
                             
                          • cover2

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                            My hat's off to you 51! That was awesome...

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                            If that doesn't do the trick for you, the only thing I could suggest would be grow the "pork chops" again. That had to be what attracted Ms. 51 in the first place.
                             

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