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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by CaseyGator, May 6, 2018.
I would by his album just on principle.
My husband and I were on a boat cruise on the Seine in Paris and came across the small Statue of Liberty when one of the American women on the boat stated, "Oh look, they have a statue like ours". No one volunteered that France had given the SOL to us. Secondly, I had an employee who had a terrible body odor and I had to address this problem with her. She stated she simply didn't have time to take a bath. Some statements just leave you dumbfounded. I explained to her she either found time to bath or she would have plenty of time to find another job. She found the time.
This is one of those stories that you would say “that’s a joke”. I would if I didn’t know it happened. My wife worked with a girl at Florida Hospital. They worked in Altamonte Springs, but their boss worked in Orlando. The other girl was just sick of her job, with all of the demands placed on her, and decided she was going to send her resignation to her boss. Since he was in Orlando, she was going to fax it to him, but since she didn’t want anyone to see what it said, she put it in and envelope and faxed the envelope. My wife went about 3 cycles trying to explain to her, and then finally helped her with the fax. The girl didn’t understand why she didn’t get a response - the boss clearly didn’t care.
OK, but is sounds like she'd be AWESOME on the "crazy vs hot" scale... just sayin
I'm just going to drop this classic nugget right here...
That's frightening. She is nearly a dead ringer for the girl I dated, although her nose is a bit bigger.
Is that a Gatorchatter t-shirt he's wearing?
That would be awesome, but it’s Boise State.
That’s truly a dizzying intellect. Just wait until she gets going!
She was SO DAMN CLOSE when she said, "you're faster than a minute a mile" She strikes me as the type that says, "Am I doing this right?" a lot.
But who’s more stupid in this situation? The stupid girl, or the dude who married her?
We’d have to see her naked to give an informed answer.
Joe Scarborough after the second time I sat next to him on a flight between ATL and PNS.
Going through some old photos this past weekend made me remember this story: It was the Saturday of the start of spring break '00. I was working at the GNV airport and we were loading the 7:35am flight. We would run a two man ticket/baggage/gate operation that early. The Saturday morning flight was puddle jumper, stopping in TPA before going to MIA and usually a really light flight (19 seat plane). About 15 minutes before we start to load the plane a guessing 19-21 year old girl walks up, in a skirt that barely covered anything, and a tube top where the bottom of her tits were showing and nipple so visible the counter next to us brought it up. I talk to her about her ticket, where she was lethargic while answering. Then started the mandatory questions: ME: "Have you been the only person in possession of your bags" "What Bags?" I turn and point to the two large bags she handed me, "Those are mine? Oh yeah, they are... I guess" Me: "Did you pack your own bags" "Yes... No... Yes.... maybe... heee heee... " The Martin (guy I was working with), said, that's fine. So I processed her boarding pass, and Martin has to walk her to the open to point where she could see where the gate was. He comes back we joke about it, have a quick laugh. Then as we are walking back the co-pilot (Paul) starts joking he wished he saw her at the club that night (they stayed overnight). We had a quick joke and when out to get the plane ready to go. Martin took the gate, I was the guy on the ramp, and Paul was at the bottom of the stairway for the plane. The rest of the passengers are moving out, and Martin is walking with the girl in question, who is trying to walk in these platform wedges. We get everyone one up but her... she tries to step up, and then slips, and gives everyone a show... because she wearing nothing beneath the skirt. The whole gate waiting area saw everything. Paul and Martin have to help her up, and in her seat.
I read this letter to Xaviera Hollander in Penthouse back in the sixties.....cmon man......lol...
Have multiple witness, and I think GatorJ might have been there that morning too.
I may have briefly dated that girl a few years earlier. Alex.
Only her nose was bigger
Wife just asked how we turn off the skylight before we leave the house for the day.
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