Tennessee is in shambles; Embarrassing autocorrect on Twitter feed

[5-Star Finger]

It's so bad out there they have sunk to pining over Butch Jones:

Did we turn on Butch too soon?

This is getting as bad as a wino trying to get smashed off mouthwash.

 

[oxrageous]

These are special times and we need to appreciate them. Two of our three big rivals are at depths that were unimaginable just a short time ago, with no end in sight.

 

[rogdochar]

Well the voles always have this:

Before the largest crowd ever to watch what they thought was a football game = at a NASCAR venue.

 

[GatorFL]

Their kicker just opted out. The kicker!

 

[MJMGator]

These are special times and we need to appreciate them. Two of our three big rivals are at depths that were unimaginable just a short time ago, with no end in sight.

Can we really consider them a rival any longer? They’re on par with Vandy and Kentucky.

 

[SGG]

Can we really consider them a rival any longer? They’re on par with Vandy and Kentucky.

On par with? They lose to both of those teams regularly

 

[NVGator]

Avatar on VolNation:

Is that your account?

 

[Gatorbreath]

I am always happy to thump rivals. And I agree it is beautiful to see the Chuggers plumbing such heretofore unimaginable deep, dark depths. The Clowns, too. The Clowns athletic department may have to seek some kind of protection under our bankruptcy codes. It is glorious to watch.

That said, this past Saturday's win over the Chuggers could be the most unsatisfying victory over a hated rival I've experienced. Or, remember, at least.

I found myself longing for the glory days of the HBC more than usual. That man and those teams knew how to stomp the will, then the life out of a hated rival. Mullen seems to lack the hatred of our rivals SOS had (and CUM, too), and the mean streak to just kick the ever-loving crap out of them. Imagine the HBC of the '90s coaching this past Saturday. He'd say something like: "I heard no one ever scored 60 on the Vols in Neyland. So we thought the Gators should be the first". Then, he'd go out and we'd score 70.

Instead, we skulk out of town with an unimpressive win where we literally could not run the ball. Sad.

I am happy and grateful to have a win over a rival, but it should have been so much more.

 

[oxrageous]

Is that your account?

I wouldn't soil my hands with an account there. More amusingly, that's an avatar from a real Vols fan. Needless to say, they aren't feeling very good about their program these days.

 

[Musclepug]

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Can we really consider them a rival any longer? They’re on par with Vandy and Kentucky.

How many times have they beaten Kinfuchky this decade?

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Rape, pillage and burn is the Viking way.

 

[soflagator]

Pierce is just playing around. Pitts is somewhat disinterested. Jones is about to score.

 

[AlexDaGator]

This is fcuking genius and evil on a Brad/Swonk level.

https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/dzD.../chorus_asset/file/18943854/VolChart2__1_.png


This one is "embittered":

Here is "disbelief"

This one is "anguish":

They invented a whole new word for this one, "elendfreude"

A novel emotion, but a real one I think needs to be added to the lexicon. Elendfreude is a completely made-up German word meaning “misery-joy,” and it is the best way to come close to the feeling of seeing something awful happen to yourself, yet feeling a perverse joy in it.

Example one: Your team leads with a 1:26 left and has the other team at fourth-and-14 around midfield. The other team somehow throws for a game-tying TD on that fourth-and-14 and wins.

I hope somebody posts this on one of the Vol boards




Alex.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Let's face it, they probably look like that after sex too.

They are probably less surprised after that early misfire than Voles looking like Voles vs us.

 

[AlexDaGator]

Let's face it, they probably look like that after sex too.

Alex.

 

[Musclepug]

 

[5-Star Finger]

 

[Ironhead]

:D

Pierce is just playing around. Pitts is somewhat disinterested. Jones is about to score.

Dude beside her yelling “You’ll never make it in the NFL”

 

[soflagator]

:D
Dude beside here yelling “You’ll never make it in the NFL”

Is someone really saying that? I didn’t hear. I wish we could go back up there and score 30 more. The good news is we likely don’t have to wait the usual 12 months for the next installment.