The dubster Outro Thread

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dubster1: well gators thats all the time we have for questions today. the perverted stuff started right off the bat with bna admitting to eating spicy chili for the sole porpose of destroying all the toliets in his house. also nursery ryhmes and you would neva guess who chimed in with one,wait for it "coach" yeah i know right very surprising but he just said something about a daughter being bare so not too xrated.midwest dropped by the studio and thinks trux acts like a millenial and brad called in to say that trux is a snowflake, but then started to speak about having issues about wiping his azz after schiting,coach stated he thought he was the only one having these issues. in our alt right segment ferg dropped by and stated that cooking is wimmens work. at that very moment i had a caller it was ca91 and he agreed that a wimmens place is in the kitchen(its those docile white women i been telling you guys about thats how they can get away with that). no friends and gren have challenged each other to who can make the best marinarra sauce i will keep yall posted. gren has officially called out no friends. lastly dougie78 stopped by the studio and stated that orlando is a schithole. if you live at or around this area your property value just decreased. drivebys in no specific order,urg,midwest,bna,coach,gren,g.webb,douglas78,ca91,brad2,lakegator,ferg,cooter,navet,carib,trux,durty,gatordiddy,no friends,nv,sas,jay26,g-2, everyone have a fanstatic evening dont pay attention to ferg, and ca91 if you can help your spouse do so. its time to commute :bananawave:
 

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dubster1: well gators thats all the time we have for questions today on our holiday abbreviation edition of the show. queenie made a rare appearence and started us off saying some of my audience is crazy. queenie further stated that sas will be cooking the stuffing for the holiday meal today and she will be the pie later tonight.(all 6ft of her). trux dropped by hearing that sas would be preparing stuffing wanted the recipe. trux also wanted to inform the program that a vagina is more powerful than a atomic bomb(not sure the japanese would agree with that assessment). ferg was running late for our alt right segment so gator98md decided to be the substitute. gator98 he begin to yell hoes belong in the kitchen and barefoot and pregnant(hopefully mrs.gator98 aint looking at this or its him that will be pregnant with a foot in his azz. she's eastern european i think)midwest dropped thru on the end and suggested that we all count our blessings. i agree with this we live in the greatest country on earth, we waste tons of food, and schit in clean water, we have so much to be thankful for give god the glory. drivebys include in no specific order,queenie,gator98md,trux,skinnyquinton,g.webb,douglas78,gren,alagator,cooter,midwest chomp,ferg,no friends,tgator,navet, may all of you enjoy your family and have a safe and wunderful thanksgiving its time to eat :bananawave:
 

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dubster1: well gators thats all the time we have for questions today..midwest started us off today informing the program that urg loves men in uniform.something that urg quickly confirmed. gatormd stopped by the program and informed the audience that he is not a fan of goatnuts and wants to set the record straight(its straight i guess)gatortag dropped by the studio and informed the program that bna will be attending seccg wearing a crimson tide tshirt and sitting on the bama sideline. urg did finally call into the show to say that navet is smoking weed before breakfast again(damn it intervention didnt work). speaking of navet he stopped by the program but stated he couldnt sit in the chairs provided because he had just taken a schit and he dont wipe his azz he showers instead(well i'm sure his ass was itching) but he quickly informed the audience that he dont wear underwear and that keeps his azz from becoming chock full of schit(alrighty then). dougie78 stopped by the program and i am disgusted at what he said. he informed the show that there are some boosters that dont want a black qb at UF. well that explains alot right there(guess thats why we getting boatraced and negative recruited against) at that exact time my producer motioned i had a caller it was ox he whispered he dont recruit blacks either just a token here are there( i guess i'm that token) stay tune for this development.. drivebys in no specific order gators4224,gatordiddy,g.webb,goon,gren,durty,gatorkev,atx,urg,midwest,trux,douglas78,gator98,backstop13,jay26,ox,nv,coah,gatortag,ferg,nav,no friends,ocala83,tgator,carib,trex,carib,brad2,gatorraz,bama/gator.benji,gmd,oxking,paz, everyone have a great evening its time to recruit...errrr.....commute :bananawave:
 

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dubster1: well gators thats all the time we have for questions today. disclaimer:the outros are meant to be humorous and not to be taken personally. with that said onto the program. ferg started us off by informing the show that coach has a few screws loose and he wants god to help the children he teaches. speaking of coach may god rest your kitty soul.md98 and durty stopped by the program and both agreed they would slob knobs to be relevent again. md98 even suggesting it was a warm popsicle he would just close his eyes(it was a zambo moment for him)carib stopped by the program in good spirits about going to the seccg in atlanta and spoke on a previous experience about a guy he saw schitting by his car and you guess it didnt wipe his ass just pulled them up. ass chock full of schit. carib stopped by the program and said something that we wont mentioned but did say that urg was very talented with his ability to masterbate and use a keyboard at the same time. urg for his part stated he learned it while he was a teenager. in a positive note one of our beloved klansmen ca91 dropped by the show and stated he was set to graduate. congrats job well done now you're an educated racist.in a surprising move coach has been dethroned as the board biggest pumper by none other than that badass eurogator dude.at the end of the show it was discovered that it was gren day to keep up with urg and he failed to do so. trux stopped by and informed the program that gren has dementia(sorry i wasnt aware of this)at that very moment gren stood up he had been in the audience the whole time and belted out"ox is a money grubbing ho"drivebys in no specific order,jay26,ferg,goon,gren,midwest,coach,carib,gators4224,urg,navet,tag,gatorraz,durty,no friends,bna,jboss,g.webb,brad2,ca91,trex,nv,eurogator,gatormd,gatorstud,tgator,trux,uf812,sas,matrix,ocala,goon.. if anyone was offended by what was said in the outro... well SO! everyone have a great evening its time to commute :bananawave:
 

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The fact that I keep making it into these outros even on days when I don't make a single chat tells me that I have permanently scarred dubs for life. Sorry bro.
 

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dubster1: well gators thats all the time we have for questions today.:disclaimer the views express on the show is purely for entertainment purposes only, please do not take anything personal.onto the program. this serves as your notification that i have appointed durty as co pilot of the run mac no coaching, no recruiting, no brushing teeth ass out on a rail committee. coach stopped by the program and is getting fed up with guest that come in here on the show and rip on coach mac. coach doesnt think any of us work during the day and just bash coach mac allday(well its some truth to that) goon made appearence and in some bizarre speech express that "the british are effing coming"(not sure did he mean cum or what)sas briefly stopped by and sized backstop up and insulted him saying he needed to visit barnes and nobles and pick up a copy of college football for dummies 1st edition. ferg dropped by and in a stunning revelation revealed that urg was a pumper, along with gator author and 4224. ferg also shared that he has confirmed that 4224 is no other that you guess it a "urg alias". ferg went on to say that urg is not a "full size guy"(i will let you guys decide where) drivebys in no specific order tag,douglas78,coach,jay26,gatordad3,midwest,carib,gatorraz,uf812,ferg,durty,backstop13,atx,nav,urg,trex,trux,goon,williston,gren,sas,gmd,alex,matrix,bna,brad2,ox, everyone have a fantastic evening its time to commute :bananawave:
 

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dubster1: well gators thats all the time we have for questions today. Disclaimer: the show is for entertainment purposes only and not to be taken personally or seriously. i might add the show is the property of ox & ox productions any re broadcast of the show without express written consent of ox is prohibited. onto the program coach started us off by saying that ca91 uses porn sites to have sex(this is affecting his grades he just recieved a grade of 60) just so you know ca91 their are no dumb porn stars. goon stopped by the program and spoke about the racial divide, but also ca91 was pulling his singlewide back to houston(proving once again you can take the mobile home out the trailer park but you cant take the person out the mobile home)alex dropped by the program and took me down memory lane with pics of my car i had in high school thanks!. ox stopped by the program and stated he wish people had bigger balls(you decide what is meant by this) speaking of ox i had to step away from the show briefly and when i return the sandusky stuff was in full bloom several members of the audience was talking about minors(their own children) some as young as 5. they were saying that the lil boys were pulling on themselves and the lil girls were rubbing on themselves(truly disturbing folks)while trying to recover from this shocking moment my producer called me to the phone i had a caller, it was brad2. he whispered ox visits gsmb daily and the earlier comments about the kids was just fatherly stuff til ox showed up and requested pics.(all you fckers better lawyer up) drivebys include coach,midwest,gatorraz,lake,goon,tag,navet,ca91,carib,urg,ferg,g.webb,williston,gren,trex,durty,alex,trux,tgator,atx,ox,brad2,cooter,g2,matrix, everyone enjoy your evening tell a love one how much they mean to you its time to commute :bananawave:
 

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dubster1: well gators thats all the time we have for questions today,,disclaimer: we are not serious about none of this stuff its entertainment. now onto the show trux started us off by saying he has a rule that he doesnt talk to ferg anymore, the show immediately reached out to ferg who stated that trux found out that he banged his wife on their wedding night and trux got sloppy seconds(i can see where this could be an issue). speaking of ferg he and his alt right buddies to include ca appear to be a little upset with trump selecting dr. ben sleepy carson to a post he has no earthly idea what he's doing(no matter ferg he's the token black guy and will sleep thru most of the decision making). the program got x-rated and everyone had bulges(queenie you wouldve been in paradise)navet showed up and killed the joy he explain that ox wouldnt be happy at the pics. navet went on to share his 11year desert dick(the build up must be immense).at that moment i quickly solicited some of the most prolific masterbaters on the show for advice. urg called in and stated you must switch sides or you could blowout a tire. backstop offered you can make it feel like you are getting some strange if you sit on your hand til it goes numb and then enjoy(now folks thats some original schit there)gmd stopped by the program in full pumper mode, he stated that ox was a straightlaced tool but admits that ox is his father(mrs.ox if your reading this it was artificial insemination no penetration was involved)drivebys in no specific order trux,midwest,carib,no friends,goon,douglas78,paz,gatorraz,ferg,lake,jay26,urg,gren,coach,brad2,g.webb,uf812,williston,gatorbadger,ox,tgator,navet,jbos,matrix,bna,gmd,ocala,backstop,ca91,gatorstud,durty,gatorkev,chopper,himey,nv,tlb,alagator, everyone have a good evening it time to commute :bananawave:
 

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dubster1: well gators thats all the time we have for questions today. before we get started i want us all to send prayers up to the lakegator family for the lost of his brother, hang in there bro! disclaimer this show is for entertainment purposes only. gmd started us off stating he wants trex to suck it and added that t-rex and law has vaginas ox later banned gmd for posting pics on the show. oxking stopped by the show to get educated on sports betting appearently ox never told him what was going on. oxking for his part stated that his son is probaly one of the squarest humans ever(that explains alot)durty stopped by and stated he had a 4 inch extension this morning. and stated he was hung like a light switch before the extension. durty went onto tell a story that a chick in college called his dic a tic-tac but he still scored. meanwhile mrs durty has placed durty on supplements(hopefully that helps enlarge what you have)drivebys include in no specific order lakegator,goon,trux,atx,dougie78,carib,urg,gmd,midwest,chopper,navet,oxking,nv,uf812,durty,alagator,jboss,tag,gatorstud,brad2,cooter,no friends,detroit,ocala,williston,coach,ferg,jay26, everyone have a fantastic evening its time to commute :bananawave:
 

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dubster1: well gators thats all the time we have for questions today, disclaimer the show is for entertainment purposes only. ca91 stopped by the program today to inform us that he had successfully moved his family back to houston. as i was getting ready to ask ca91 a couple of questions regarding his trip my producer motioned to me i had a caller it was tag. tag stated there was an abundance of men kissing men in houston. during a heated debate about information that is being relayed to the site midwest dropped by and casually stated he didnt think that marrianna sources were truthful and folks all hell broke loose marrianna happened to be under the stage hiding and lurking burst out under the planks and wanted to beat midwest azz, luckily for us urg was near by and help diffuse this hazardous situation(for what it worth midwest did apologize but wasnt scared this is the season for ass whuppings ask our gators). jay26 stopped by and has officially joined the axis of the alt right with ferg as the chair, stay tune for this developing story. drivebys include in no specific order, brad2,jay26,coach,trux,ferg,urg,midwest,no friends,ca91,tag,carib,atx,bluh20gtr,goon,gatorbait,ox,williston,jboss,marriana,kyng,gatorsud,douglas78,diddy,matrix,tgator,gmd,ocala,nz. everyone have a great evening its time to commute :bananawave:
 

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