6/16/17
dubster1: well gators thats all the time we have for questions today. as you may know the program was on a bit of a hiatus because of pressing matters of state. dubs has finally come back to the program and not a minute too soon. as i approached the stage bugs informed me that byron had barricaded himself in the unisex bathroom in the handicapped stall with the rails. byron was having trouble wiping his ass, he was yelling its like charcoal everytime i wipe its schit on the paper he was still there when the show ended. robinhood who was sitting in the front row on an ass cushion stated he checks his ass periodically through out the day to ensure his ass is clean especially if he is sweating. assman and mamba dropped by the program. assman heard byron in the bathroom yelling and advised him to used tucks medicated pads so his ass wont become raw from the wiping(assman is a professional ass care giver) mamba admitted to not watching porn and never visiting a titty bar assman to my astonishment admitted he doesnt watch porn and is not into titty bars as well. before i could ask anymore questions daffy barged in the backdoor yelling he would give blowjobs to support his habit this was a prelude for the zambo segment. happy bday zambo you know what you do, do it well tonight. goon who was getting his 6th cup of coffee stated that david duke wants to suck a mods dic. (the mexican will be notified). uf812 ran down the stairs holding his ass and stated his stomach had turned over on him and he needed to get to bathroom. i informed him that byron had baricaded himself in the unisex bathroom but spicers and tags handicapped porta potties were out back, uf812 barely made it but didnt wipe well and left a 20% schit stain in his draws(my advice throw them away) lastly hugh heffner called in from the publix grocery store he informed my audience that he doesnt have a tic tac or a bat for a dic, but the sausages that were on sale resembled his dic. decaf members ,trex,zambo,gatormandan,tgator,paz,thick&thin,ocala83,gatorbart,, drivebys in no specific order, spicer,bugs,byron long,robin hood,hoffa,mamba,assman,janice,gatormandan,hugh heffner,slugo,uf812,al bundy,five-0,tgator,paz,daffy,gwebb,thick&thin,p villa,slick willie,ocala83,david duke,goon,bna,bannon,trex,gatorbart,zambo,, slick remember your homwork assignment, happy fathers day to all,, dont play baseball unarmed (especially if your a repub) its time to commute