Thus Spoke Alvin

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Voles are hilarious. They get all excited about winning, often winning big, BC they slate their easy wins in November and always go 4-0 then. It's not much different than what we do in September, yet all Gators know beating our September chumps doesn't mean too much.
 

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When I saw that segment with Raylan wearing a Gator T Shirt I came close to end my viewing of "Justified". Unbelievable. Praise be to Allah I never say that T Shirt again on the series.
 

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Alvin York;n304533 said:
With their new coach at the helm Florida has knocked down and lucked their way into a undefeated season.

Well, we aren't undefeated, so that's wrong. And luck has nothing to do with where UF is at right now. It's what happens when you hire a good HC. I realize it's difficult for UT fans to understand what a good HC is these days. It's been a pretty good while since you've had one. Keep watching and learn!
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Alvin York;n304668 said:
When I saw that segment with Raylan wearing a Gator T Shirt I came close to end my viewing of "Justified". Unbelievable. Praise be to Allah I never say that T Shirt again on the series.

Allah is gay.
 

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Jake from State Farm;n304625 said:
Reading a York post is like eating beans, you know what's coming and it's not pleasant.

... and crap comes out at the end.
 

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There's something special about the "The World's Greatest Cocktail Party" when cousin Crackers from both sides of the border get together to kick ass. Spurrier was the greatest Bulldog hater of them all. Its rumored diabolical Georgia fans undercover as Gators propagandized to the the whole world Florida folks propensity for wearing Jorts, 24-7, 365 days a year.

I love to see the downtrodden deflated faces of Gator fans when they been whupped by them DAWGS....THEM DAWGS! LOL
 

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It is amazing what a moral victory over bama can do for a fan base. Like we have seen so many times before..........We"re back. If only we played you in November things would have been different,
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Alvin York;n304709 said:
There's something special about the "The World's Greatest Cocktail Party" when cousin Crackers from both sides of the border get together to kick ass.

Cousin cracker? You asshats perfected the art of drinking alcohol through your poop chute...
 

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Alvin York;n304709 said:
There's something special about the "The World's Greatest Cocktail Party" when cousin Crackers from both sides of the border get together to kick ass. Spurrier was the greatest Bulldog hater of them all. Its rumored diabolical Georgia fans undercover as Gators propagandized to the the whole world Florida folks propensity for wearing Jorts, 24-7, 365 days a year.

I love to see the downtrodden deflated faces of Gator fans when they been whupped by them DAWGS....THEM DAWGS! LOL

:lmao: Getting in late here but yea I can't help but feel sorry for you. Keep in mind the only season you guys will ever win in the offseason.

Never forget:

 

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Alvin York;n304709 said:
There's something special about the "The World's Greatest Cocktail Party" when cousin Crackers from both sides of the border get together to kick ass. Spurrier was the greatest Bulldog hater of them all. Its rumored diabolical Georgia fans undercover as Gators propagandized to the the whole world Florida folks propensity for wearing Jorts, 24-7, 365 days a year.

I love to see the downtrodden deflated faces of Gator fans when they been whupped by them DAWGS....THEM DAWGS! LOL


That's probably, no it is the dumbest thing coming from this asshat.
 

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Alvin will do his usual vanishing act after the Vols get beat in Lexington tomorrow evening.
 

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gardnerwebbgator;n304740 said:
Alvin will do his usual vanishing act after the Vols get beat in Lexington tomorrow evening.

Stoops is primed to put another nail in Butch's coffin. Don't the Vols still have Vandy to see who's the worst team in the state? A loss to Mason would surely be the end of Butch.
 

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Concrete Helmet;n304742 said:
Stoops is primed to put another nail in Butch's coffin. Don't the Vols still have Vandy to see who's the worst team in the state? A loss to Mason would surely be the end of Butch.


Still have to go out to Mizzou too. The Vols traditional November of trying to become bowl eligible. Gold.
 

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I feel bad for Alvin. I don't even think message boards existed the last time TN won. How could he even talk smack back then?
 

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