1. Mark Brunnell- he got Jacksonville to the AFC Title Game. Have you seen how bad the Jags are? Like you have to be all-time talented to pull that off.
2. Tom Brady- Not only does he win, but he looks good doing it. So good people and/or anthropomorphic Teddy Bears try stealing his man juice and/or poo.
3. Dan Marino- He made the Dolphins relevant for over a decade, what a feat of strength.
4. Tim Tebow- who else has a perfect home playoff record with a walk off TD pass on the first play of overtime?
5. Jim Kelly- dude took the Buffalo F-Ing Bills to the Super Bowl multiple times. Had he won he may be higher.
6. Dante Culpepper- his move to Miami changed college football forever. Not sure many Pros can have as big of an impact on College Football from the pro game. Also, I’m required by the Rooney rule to have at least one African American QB.
7. Cam Newton- He’s won me a fantasy league. I usually forget to set line ups and he won me a title. That’s talent.
8. Brett Favre- Something About Mary, Pants on the Ground, need I say more?
9. Johnny Unitas- Because there was a whole weird Adventures of Pete & Pete episode that mentioned him and coach is gonna be pissed if I don’t use some person from when my mom was a small child.
10. John Elway- he won Super Bowls in Orange and Blue.