UF Coaching Thread: Russ Callaway promoted to Co-OC

[cover2]

Good to have Enos on the payroll. Very pleased and excited about the season.

Same here. Ecstatic.

 

[GatorJ]

Not a coach but not sure where else to put this

Lost our 2 biggest recruiters in the last couple weeks in Hamilton and Kalil James

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Not a coach but not sure where else to put this

Director of scouting gone huh? From ULL and jumping ship? hmmmm

 

[MertzJay26]

Lost our 2 biggest recruiters in the last couple weeks in Hamilton and Kalil James

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Dez’ dietician

Perhaps we couldnt afford to feed them both.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Mayhaps we are thinking about recruiting Florida more and Louisiana and Texas less.

Here's hoping.

You cant be critical of these 16th rated recruiting classes and be upset when the chef who baked these classes leaves.

 

[aka]

Lost our 2 biggest recruiters in the last couple weeks in Hamilton and Kalil James

 

[MertzJay26]

Mayhaps we are thinking about recruiting Florida more and Louisiana and Texas less.

Here's hoping.

You cant be critical of these 16th rated recruiting classes and be upset when the chef who baked these leaves.

We lost our Chili’s chef and are probably searching Waffle House for his replacement

 

[soflagator]

Good to have Enos on the payroll. Very pleased and excited about the season.

It really does have a very subtle 2008 feel to it.

 

[Theologator]

Not a coach but not sure where else to put this

The rose petals were his idea.

 

[Ironhead]

I'm hoping this guy was the damned fool who brought the marching band baton with him from Loseriana
Take that to A&M and let them look like pu55ies prancing around the sidelines after making some mundane , routine . play on the field.

 

[itsgr82bag8r]

"head coach projects"



Our head coach is a project. A section 8 project.

 

[URGatorBait]

Lost our 2 biggest recruiters in the last couple weeks in Hamilton and Kalil James

When you say biggest, do you mean

 

[Double Gator Dad]

I'm hoping this guy was the damned fool who brought the marching band baton with him from Loseriana
Take that to A&M and let them look like pu55ies prancing around the sidelines after making some mundane , routine . play on the field.

Yet another example of an unkept commitment from Billy.
When he was first advised of the pimp cane after his first spring game he stated that we wouldn’t be seeing that again in the future yet here we are continuing to look like complete idiots dancing around while trailing by two touchdowns.

 

[Egor's Assistant]

I'm hoping this guy was the damned fool who brought the marching band baton with him from Loseriana
Take that to A&M and let them look like pu55ies prancing around the sidelines after making some mundane , routine . play on the field.

Yet another example of an unkept commitment from Billy.
When he was first advised of the pimp cane after his first spring game he stated that we wouldn’t be seeing that again in the future yet here we are continuing to look like complete idiots dancing around while trailing by two touchdowns.

I can't believe y'all are dissing the pimp cane. Greatest game-day extra ever produced. It's right up there with the Dora-the-Explora backpack at FSUx.

 

[Detroitgator]

It really does have a very subtle 2008 feel to it.

Danny's title would more accurately be "Interim 'Just in Case' HC that We Are Calling Something Else... for Now"

 

[Theologator]

I can't believe y'all are dissing the pimp cane. Greatest game-day extra ever produced. It's right up there with the Dora-the-Explora backpack at FSUx.

Or scUM’s chains?

 

[Concrete Helmet]

I think you guys might be selling DE a little short...remember he actually got Bert to throw the ball in 2015-2016 at Arky and put up their best offense pretty much ever....and who could forget when he and Bert collaborated to come up with this masterpiece. I'll bet Deet saw ol Dan draw these type plays up in the dirt as kid growing up...

 

[Detroitgator]

I think you guys might be selling DE a little short...remember he actually got Bert to throw the ball in 2015-2016 at Arky and put up their best offense pretty much ever....and who could forget when he and Bert collaborated to come up with this masterpiece. I'll bet Deet saw ol Dan draw these type plays up in the dirt as kid growing up...

Drew the trees on his hand back then...

 

[aka]

I'd prefer something more subtle than the cane. Maybe a live alligator, a very hungry one, and after scoring we could throw it a live lab rat dyed the opposing team's colors.