Update: Cooter Loves Geoducks, NTTIAWWT

[rogdochar]

Evergreen College. Speedy the Geoduck!
Good friend of mine graduated from there and still lives 5 minutes away.

Doubt that I'd have the balls to wear that. Does that give added meaning to homecoming.?

 

[Treebeard]

Coot just called me.

He said that anyone who thought he was dead, and I quote, "can kiss my ass!"

I just wanted to comment that only on GatorChatter can a message that says to "KMA!" receive over 40 "Likes" from the people at which it was directed.

 

[G. Gordon Gator]

Doubt that I'd have the balls to wear that. Does that give added meaning to homecoming.?

Looks like somebody ate a bunch of spinach, then took a crap and put it in a taco.

 

[rogdochar]

Doubt that I'd have the balls to wear that. Does that give added meaning to homecoming.?

Arrousing the fans.?

 

[Detroitgator]

Update from Cooter:

"They moved me to a smaller independent medical facility (much nicer) expressly to deliver the antibiotics for the infection along with about 9 med for blood pressure and thinners - feeling better, starting the physical therapy Tue - hope to head home around 7/11 - sh!t sucks"

 

[FireFoley]

Update from Cooter:

"They moved me to a smaller independent medical facility (much nicer) expressly to deliver the antibiotics for the infection along with about 9 med for blood pressure and thinners - feeling better, starting the physical therapy Tue - hope to head home around 7/11 - sh!t sucks"

Really appreciate the update.

 

[Detroitgator]

Really appreciate the update.

I don't want to bother him too much, so I'll ping him for the update once a week.

 

[t-gator]

Let this be a lesson. Cocaine, hookers and viagra don't mix.

 

[bradgator2]

Let this be a lesson. Cocaine, hookers and viagra don't mix.

worked out ok for Coot. Now he gets several handys a day on the taxpayer dime

 

[Gator By Marriage]

Update from Cooter:

"They moved me to a smaller independent medical facility (much nicer) expressly to deliver the antibiotics for the infection along with about 9 med for blood pressure and thinners - feeling better, starting the physical therapy Tue - hope to head home around 7/11 - sh!t sucks"

I was suspicious this was an actual quote until the very end. Am now highly confident this is legit.

 

[wrpgator]

Let this be a lesson. Cocaine, hookers and viagra don't mix.

You have to add vodka to make those things mix.

 

[G. Gordon Gator]

Let this be a lesson. Cocaine, hookers and viagra don't mix.

Nahh, there's no conflict with that time-honored combo. Where he went wrong was adding the amyl nitrate poppers into the mix.

 

[cover2]

worked out ok for Coot. Now he gets several handys a day on the taxpayer dime

First off, Praise the Lord the old boy is rebounding and it is good to have a positive update. Now, to Brad’s point, I was laid up in the hospital for about three weeks a few years back when my large intestine ruptured. I was bedridden for quite a spell. After about a week and a half of laying in the bed, this really cute little nurse came in and asked if I was ready for a bath. “Heck yeah” I responded, foolishly thinking they were going to finally get me up with my abdomen sewn up from my belly button to my solar plexus. But all I could think of was how good it was going to be to feel clean again.

To my surprise, the cute little nurse explained that she would wash me in the bed. “All over?” She smiled and nodded the affirmative. Holy crap! I was about to assume the lead in a remake of Naughty Nurses! Or so I thought. It suddenly dawned on me that my wife, who had spent every day and night with me in the hospital, wasn’t going to step outside or run down to the cafeteria. She would be in there…monitoring! It didn’t matter that I was catheterized. Any outward show of pleasure would be disastrous.

It was difficult hiding my “enthusiasm” as Nurse Goodbody slowly pulled the sheets back and then began applying the slippery cleaning liquid to my legs and then began massaging it in. I glanced quickly at the missus. She was not smiling. For the next 10 minutes or so, my mind was constantly playing a news reel of car wrecks, natural disasters, the Zapruder film, and Aushwitz. When the nurse finally finished her task, my wife thanked her and I was able to turn off the mental projector and exhale. I didn’t get slapped or chewed out, so I guess that mind had indeed triumphed over matter.

So the point of all that is this…I hope Coot can actually enjoy the “perks” of his infirmity, the gender of his nurses notwithstanding. Get well my man. Looking forward to reading your wit and wisdom once again.

 

[bradgator2]

Cover, you should have asked the wife to help so you can tell all your buddies you convinced her into a 3 way.

 

[cover2]

@bradgator2 …that flashed through my mind for about a second. But it was quickly replaced by the thought of her “accidentally” snagging the catheter tubing or calling the nurse’s station and ordering an enema. I don’t claim to be much of a prize, but I guess I’m her prize. Besides, I’m heavily insured and the thought of some other SOB getting to help spend the proceeds has always kept any wanderlust in check. I think she would shank me if given proper cause.

 

[CDGator]

Entered the thread for a Cooter update but...

 

[G. Gordon Gator]

Entered the thread for a Cooter update but...

I demand apologies from all the posters who were against Ox giving us a funny button. After the last two posts by @cover2 they surely know they were on the wrong side of history.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

I demand apologies from all the posters who were against Ox giving us a funny button.

It was really Ox. He doesn't have a funny bone in his body any more. The pressures of the HOA have overcome him.

 

[NOLAGATOR]

Let this be a lesson. Cocaine, hookers and viagra don't mix.

Which of those needs to be eliminated?

 

[G. Gordon Gator]

Nobody cares about Cooter anymore? :( Talk to your doctors about hormone replacement therapy, and see if it's right for you.