Urban Meyer stepping down after Rose Bowl

[gatormandan]

You never answered my question, do you trade two NC's for ten years of crap?

Yeppers!

 

[PastyStoole]

I can't believe anyone actually believes or has argued what you propose. Self admittedly, I aint been around here long enough to say you aren't correct ...

It started as soon as he got hired at OSU. I'm sorry you weren't around to see it, it was a real delight back in those days. Combined with all the understandable moaning about Muschamp, the place became almost unbearable. This was back in the Gatorsports days. Then one day a new fella named Brad came on the board and changed things forever, but I digress.

In any case it was not uncommon for these conspiracy theorists, (we called them "jilted lovers" at the time), to provide the most elaborate details of a plan Urban Meyer had hatched with the help of his family and doctors, that would spring him comfortably from our humble burg and into the waiting arms of the OSU faithful. Some of them were quite complex and amusing, and all of them overlooked the fact that all he really had to do was resign the job here and apply for another the next day, thus avoiding all the scheming, secret handshakes, etc. that were alleged.

 

[Okeechobee Joe]

Take away Urban Meyer's arachnoid cyst and what do you have? Urban Meyer without a cyst.

 

[neteng]

It started as soon as he got hired at OSU. I'm sorry you weren't around to see it, it was a real delight back in those days. Combined with all the understandable moaning about Muschamp, the place became almost unbearable. This was back in the Gatorsports days. Then one day a new fella named Brad came on the board and changed things forever, but I digress.

In any case it was not uncommon for these conspiracy theorists, (we called them "jilted lovers" at the time), to provide the most elaborate details of a plan Urban Meyer had hatched with the help of his family and doctors, that would spring him comfortably from our humble burg and into the waiting arms of the OSU faithful. Some of them were quite complex and amusing, and all of them overlooked the fact that all he really had to do was resign the job here and apply for another the next day, thus avoiding all the scheming, secret handshakes, etc. that were alleged.

So why bring it up now? I don't see anyone even remotely close to suggesting what you say happened 7-8 years ago.

 

[Back Alley Gator]

Wait...Brad? What did he do? ;)

 

[jdh5484]

Meyer hated the leg humpers.

End of discussion.

 

[PastyStoole]

So why bring it up now?

I posted that to annoy you, obviously.

BTW, I remember you once claimed that Meyer had a "salty dick." That was years ago, but I've never brought that up. I'm very selective about things I post here.

 

[oxrageous]

Exactly, Meyer hasn't won an NC without those guys, even though he's 44-6 since Herman departed.

Jordan never won a ring without Pippen. Does that somehow take away from Jordan's greatness?

To me, when Meyer went to OSU with a completely new staff and won a NC (beating Bama in the process), that put to bed any of the questions about his coaching greatness.

 

[Concrete Helmet]

Jordan never won a ring without Pippen. Does that somehow take away from Jordan's greatness?

To me, when Meyer went to OSU with a completely new staff and won a NC (beating Bama in the process), that put to bed any of the questions about his coaching greatness.

I think you should shutdown the board for 1 day in honor of your fallen hero....is your Bucknut apparel Lying in State as I write this...

 

[neteng]

I posted that to annoy you, obviously.

BTW, I remember you once claimed that Meyer had a "salty dick." That was years ago, but I've never brought that up. I'm very selective about things I post here.

How would I know what if his d!ck is salty ... you'd have to take it out of your mouth for anyone else to verify it.

 

[oxrageous]

I think you should shutdown the board for 1 day in honor of your fallen hero....is your Bucknut apparel Lying in State as I write this...

Very funny stuff.

 

[T REX]

Exactly, Meyer hasn't won an NC without those guys, even though he's 44-6 since Herman departed.


Of course Mullen and Herman owe their careers to Urban, no doubt about it. I'm sure they would both say the same thing. No one is questioning this.

I appreciate what you are saying but disagree wholeheartedly. Meyer just wins no matter who was on his staff. You are cherry picking two coordinators. No worries. Go Gators.

 

[oxking]

Yeah, Meyer would have never won without those guys...LOL. Both owe their careers to Urban. He's just a winner(and a scumbag).

Really, what a foolish sentiment. He won a nattie at OSH without either. Please, all this ridiculous rot being put out by "scorned" croud.

 

[deuce]

Teebow?
Tebough?
Tebeaux?

How the hell do you misspell Tebow?

Long time ago but I think it was Teabow...... Almost lost my Gator Fan Card over that one!

 

[deuce]

That bothers me as well. But I am curious. With all the grammatical errors on the board, what criterion do you use to decide which to correct?

OX says he loves everybody........ that's obviously not factual.

 

[78]

How would I know what if his d!ck is salty ... you'd have to take it out of your mouth for anyone else to verify it.

Actually, there's an external test that's just as accurate. You place the semen in a bowl next a bowl of clam chowder and take a spoonful of each blindfolded. Sodium content is generally the same.

 

[neteng]

Actually, there's an external test that's just as accurate. You place the semen in a bowl next a bowl of clam chowder and take a spoonful of each blindfolded. Sodium content is generally the same.

 

[78]

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That av comes in handy.

 

[TheDouglas78]

Actually, there's an external test that's just as accurate. You place the semen in a bowl next a bowl of clam chowder and take a spoonful of each blindfolded. Sodium content is generally the same.

but you only finished one bowl, they gave the rest of the chowder to the kids.

 

[78]

but you only finished one bowl, they gave the rest of the chowder to the kids.

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