US Open Tennis

[Detroitgator]

This thread has the ghey...

On this day in 1995, Monica Seles made her return to the court after being STABBED IN THE NECK WHILE PLAYING A MATCH…

Remember when that happened to a football player? No? Me neither…

We’re talkin TENNIS in here… you feel me? YOU FEEL ME???

GTFO, bitch azz ni**a

 

[soflagator]

On this day in 1995, Monica Seles made her return to the court after being STABBED IN THE NECK WHILE PLAYING A MATCH…

Remember when that happened to a football player? No? Me neither…

GTFO, bitch azz ni**a

I’ve also never seen a tennis player bow out of a match because of “turf toe”.

 

[Detroitgator]

I’ve also never seen a tennis player bow out of a match because of “turf toe”.

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You're really not helping, at all... if we were characters in the movie "Class Act," you'd be "Popsicle"... Why did they call him Popsicle? Because he was cool, but kinda sloppy...

 

[jeeping8r]

One day i'll figure out how to post crap.

Anyway check out the Paige Spiranac of Tennis.... Rachel Stuhlmann, @rstuhlmann

 

[Back Alley Gator]

One day i'll figure out how to post crap.

Anyway check out the Paige Spiranac of Tennis.... Rachel Stuhlmann, @rstuhlmann

Good gods....not sure which has more plastic, her or her racquet. At least...she's hotter than one of @Slug 's babes because she ostensibly lacks a penis.

 

[Slug]

Good gods....not sure which has more plastic, her or her racquet. At least...she's hotter than one of @Slug 's babes because she ostensibly lacks a penis.

You shut your God damned whore mouth.

 

[FireFoley]

One day i'll figure out how to post crap.

Anyway check out the Paige Spiranac of Tennis.... Rachel Stuhlmann, @rstuhlmann

Think her name is Rachel "Schtup"mann. For those who do not speak the language, look it up!

 

[jeeping8r]

Evidently played tennis at Mizzou

 

[Detroitgator]

 

[Gatordiddy]

Good gods....not sure which has more plastic, her or her racquet. At least...she's hotter than one of @Slug 's babes because she ostensibly lacks a penis.

How can she run with those Winnebagos a-floppin’?

 

[Back Alley Gator]

How can she run with those Winnebagos a-floppin’?

I asked myself that very same question!

 

[soflagator]

How can she run with those Winnebagos a-floppin’?

They’re built for speed, not comfort.

 

[Gatordiddy]

They’re built for speed, not comfort.

I disagree- I find them comforting

#perspective

 

[OBG]

 

[Detroitgator]

Shelton advances with a 4 setter... also had a 147 mph ace

 

[Detroitgator]

I hope I don't jinx this, but Shelton is on fukkin' fire! Two 149 mph serves... IN A ROW! Up 2 sets to 0, trying to close it out now!

 

[OBG]

He just wrapped it up. On to the quarterfinals

 

[Detroitgator]

He just wrapped it up. On to the quarterfinals

He's a great kid. Son #1 used to hit with him at Jonesville when Son #1 worked there while at UF.

 

[OBG]

 

[DarksideGator]

149?? That’s insanity! Couldn’t return that if you’re standing in the 3rd row.