Why are so many buttholes being suddenly puckered over Kentucky football?

[InstiGATOR1]

No.

But you can't deny that Butters would have lost had they remembered they needed cornebacks.

1. They had CBs on each play. They just failed to line them up correctly.

2. You are truly lost if you think that a team that lost that way could not have found another way to lose had say UF called timeout on the plays and said perhaps you want to line someone up out here. (As an aside, not playing a CB on that last play and letting UF score so quickly might have been their best chance to win and it almost worked. But the held, ie found yet another way to lose.)

3. That said, I agree with Chief, UF's team better take UK seriously, but if they do UF will win again.

 

[NVGator]

I’ll admit, I was highly concerned that last year would be their year. It wasn’t. They missed their window of opportunity.

 

[Zambo]

Did you know its almost impossible to poop or even fart if someone is blowing on your butthole? It puckers up so tight you couldn't pull a greased needle out of it with a tractor.

 

[Ray Finkle]

We should always be concerned about losing to any team, to think we have a lock on something is not acceptable. Doing that leads to losing, not to continuing a very long streak.

Always cracks me up. It's the team's job to not sleep on any teams, not the fans'. It's my job to not piss myself before halftime.

 

[ChiefGator]

Always cracks me up. It's the team's job to not sleep on any teams, not the fans'. It's my job to not piss myself before halftime.

Quite true but coaching has a major role in keeping the team's attitude and effort in the correct arena.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

1. They had CBs on each play. They just failed to line them up correctly.

Uhhh, no they didn't. In fact on the replay they showed that the two cornerbacks ran off the field each time, then last one with position coaches trying to wave them back.

2. You are truly lost if you think that a team that lost that way could not have found another way to lose

I saw enough McElNussbutter offense to know that scoring twice would be impossible unless the quarterbacks just ignored the play that was called and threw a lucky touchdown.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Always cracks me up. It's the team's job to not sleep on any teams, not the fans'. It's my job to not piss myself before halftime.

Or vomit.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Did you know its almost impossible to poop or even fart if someone is blowing on your butthole? It puckers up so tight you couldn't pull a greased needle out of it with a tractor.

No but I've never been to Singapore or Thailand.

 

[CGgater]

Did you know its almost impossible to poop or even fart if someone is blowing on your butthole? It puckers up so tight you couldn't pull a greased needle out of it with a tractor.

I’m having trouble deciding if that’s disgusting or hilarious.

 

[Ancient Reptile]

Did you know its almost impossible to poop or even fart if someone is blowing on your butthole? It puckers up so tight you couldn't pull a greased needle out of it with a tractor.

Useful information, I'm sure.

 

[Zambo]

I’m having trouble deciding if that’s disgusting or hilarious.

Did you laugh?

 

[t-gator]

..A good friend of mine has a brother on the UK offensive staff.......He said their offense isn't even going to spit on it first so puckering won't help.....

This is the funniest post I've seen in weeks

 

[Zambo]

Useful information, I'm sure.

Being ancient and all, I'm sure you already knew this.

 

[t-gator]

To answer the question, why is my ass puckered over Kentucky ? Because we're terrible . We won 4 games last year and 2 of em were absolutely miracles. I don't see us turning it around with a highschool back up and cousin Eddie. Atleast not this quick.

 

[oxrageous]

To answer the question, why is my ass puckered over Kentucky ? Because we're terrible . We won 4 games last year and 2 of em were absolutely miracles. I don't see us turning it around with a highschool back up and cousin Eddie. Atleast not this quick.

Yeah, and we STILL beat Kentucky on the road.

Get off the ledge man, we're all worried about you. Go find your balls.

 

[Captain Sasquatch]

To answer the question, why is my ass puckered over Kentucky ? Because we're terrible . We won 4 games last year and 2 of em were absolutely miracles. I don't see us turning it around with a highschool back up and cousin Eddie. Atleast not this quick.

Do you realize some of the coaches and quarterbacks we've had in the last 31 years? Still 31-0.

 

[Concrete Helmet]

Go find your balls.

As bad as our defense looked last year UK may have a hard time finding theirs after bending us over and going deep for 4 quarters......You really have a short memory don't you.....Newsflash, UK is now just as talented as us, they have better football facilities and a offense that actually scores points on a consistent basis.....

 

[oxrageous]

As bad as our defense looked last year UK may have a hard time finding theirs after bending us over and going deep for 4 quarters......You really have a short memory don't you.....Newsflash, UK is now just as talented as us, they have better football facilities and a offense that actually scores points on a consistent basis.....

Despite our sub-par recruiting (for us), this Gator team has more talent than UK and we'll be at home. It will be an easy win, as always.

Are you even going to bother to watch the games? If Gator fans have already just given up to a team we've beaten 31 straight times, what's left? Just turn in your Gator card and go be a Bammer or something.

Butters is gone, dweebs. He's sitting in a rocking chair in Montana right now with potato chips on his chin. There's a real football program in Gainesville again.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Butters is gone, dweebs. He's sitting in a rocking chair in Montana right now with potato chips on his chin. There's a real football program again.

#fakenews

We hired a guy w a 33-37 record.

There a bunch of proving to be done.

 

[Concrete Helmet]

I don't see us turning it around with a highschool back up and cousin Eddie. Atleast not this quick.

Bingo.....Some people just don't want to touch base with reality here.....I'd love to see us win 9,10 or more games but there is NOTHING to base that kind of season on....It would be a miracle. Vandy, UK, UT and Mizzou will all be very tough games this year and frankly I have a hard time seeing us beat USCe or UGA.....