Why are so many buttholes being suddenly puckered over Kentucky football?

[oxrageous]

#fakenews

We hired a guy w a 33-37 record.

There a bunch of proving to be done.

Not when it comes to Kentucky. Everyone wins, regardless of the circumstances.

Now go be a Bammer.

 

[oxrageous]

Bingo.....Some people just don't want to touch base with reality here.....I'd love to see us win 9,10 or more games but there is NOTHING to base that kind of season on....It would be a miracle. Vandy, UK, UT and Mizzou will all be very tough games this year and frankly I have a hard time seeing us beat USCe or UGA.....

So are you going to watch the games?

 

[Concrete Helmet]

Are you even going to bother to watch the games? If Gator fans have already just given up to a team we've beaten 31 straight times, what's left? Just turn in your Gator card and go be a Bammer or something.

Of course I always watch but over the last 3 or 4 years I watch with less emotion and it becomes clearer and clearer that we have been sliding for a while. Again I don't dislike Dan Mullen, we could have done worse and we could have done better....
Nothing from nothing but I have to ask if UK is some sort of benchmark for you? In other words if we lose are you going to put the coaching search thread back up.....

 

[t-gator]

Yeah, and we STILL beat Kentucky on the road.

Get off the ledge man, we're all worried about you. Go find your balls.

My wife took my balls years ago

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Not when it comes to Kentucky. Everyone wins, regardless of the circumstances.

Now go be a Bammer.

 

[Theologator]

Did you know its almost impossible to poop or even fart if someone is blowing on your butthole? It puckers up so tight you couldn't pull a greased needle out of it with a tractor.

Much better to learn from your mistakes. #takingonefortheteam

 

[soflagator]

Do you realize some of the coaches and quarterbacks we've had in the last 31 years? Still 31-0.

That’s the reasoning I have every year. It’s not even the sheer number of losses as much as it is the way in which they happened.

It’s not anticipating a deep throw—from Spurrier mind you—in the final seconds from midfield in ‘93. It’s scoring 28 points in the 3rd to take the lead against Zook and still losing. Being up 21-3 in the 4th (again Zook)only to lose in part because of a slightly ill advised no-look over-the-shoulder pass from Lorenzen in ‘03. The 12 TDs from Burton in 2010. The perfect dime from “Mr Clutch” Driskel to force a second OT in ‘14. The 80 yard pass from LDR. And of course last year’s debacle.

As you said, the coaches and players that they’ve had the luxury of facing during that stretch tells me that unless DM turns out to be worse than the previous two monkeys we rolled out there, this streak will stay in tact. Their window was last year. And I’m not even sure they’ll ever recover from that. I would’ve burned down the stadium and called it a day if I were them.

 

[T REX]

Personally I'm surprised Butters managed to beat a single team, ever.

Man, he needed more time. He was building the program the right way. Recruiting had improved each year. It takes at least 20 years to build those relationships. He turned around CSU. He won at Bama. Fans run off another coach.

 

[divits]

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Man, he needed more time. He was building the program the right way. Recruiting had improved each year. It takes at least 20 years to build those relationships. He turned around CSU. He won at Bama. Fans run off another coach.

Ancient Rextile.

 

[Theologator]

SOS had a very close call against KY. It happens. The streak will end someday as they all do, but I won’t ever expect it.

Yes, last year’s team was badly coached but they were also gutted and horribly distracted by the fraud arrests, plus key early injuries. They aren’t that bad. We will roll KY this year.

 

[rogdochar]

Why are so many buttholes being suddenly puckered over Kentucky football?

This thread is perfect without pics.

These were real people from the Appalachian mountains in Kentucky. A blood displaisia gives them blue skin.
Google Blue Fugates. They know not to in-breed anymore. This ain't photo-shopped.

 

[Ancient Reptile]

#fakenews

We hired a guy w a 33-37 record.

There a bunch of proving to be done.

What was his record vs kentucky?

 

[Ancient Reptile]

Bugs couldn't effectively make use of a tractor with the bull breathing just there.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Bugs couldn't effectively make use of a tractor with the bull breathing just there.

this is information we needed to know

 

[MidwestChomp]

UK sucks. Plain and simple. Should be case closed.

 

[Zambo]

Much better to learn from your mistakes. #takingonefortheteam

This kernel of knowledge might just come in handy for someone one day.

 

[SeabeeGator]

#fakenews

We hired a guy w a 33-37 record.

There a bunch of proving to be done.

33-37 isn’t exactly a resume builder but it’s hardly a gigantic asterisks. The program’s all time conference winning percentage was less than 0.35 before he arrived. He got it to 0.47, an improvement that bucked the historical norm over a long period of time. Hardly screams “offspring of Spurrier and Meyer” but he’s shown he can elevate a historically bad program above its mean (with a few stellar years mixed in) in a very tough division of our same conference. If I was to take a guess at what his norm over time would be here, I’d put it around 8.5 wins with years that are competitive for conference and national championships. That’s not exactly bad...

 

[BNAG8R]

Thank God we have you around to keep us all in check. Posts like this are why so many people come back day after day.

I LOL’ed.

 

[Ancient Reptile]

this is information we needed to know

Not sure it would be noticed.