Gator Haikus

[GatorJ]

Body wash does work
In a pinch if you apply
It to the bunghole

 

[aka]

T M I bung hole
Hairy one knows about this
Don't want to know how

 

[I Have No Friends :(]

2nd down and long
Gee, what will we do this time?
Yep, another run

 

[GatorJ]

2nd down and long
Gee, what will we do this time?
Yep, another run

 

[divits]

Body wash does work
In a pinch if you apply
It to the bunghole

Fly on wall sees all
Would love to be
Upon spouse's reading

 

[ufgator812]

Speaking of bung hole
Mac certainly looks like one
He has lost us all

 

[ItsDookie87]

OSU please help
Take our coach away from us
You won't be sorry

 

[Okeechobee Joe]

Mac is honcho head
Nuss gets high calling wildcats
We suck donkey balls

 

[GatorStud]

O blocks like sponges
D tackles like rocking chairs
Mac cries Nuss puckers

 

[Captain Sasquatch]

Fly on wall sees all
Would love to be
Upon spouse's reading

You should know she laughed.
She has a sense of humor
Unlike most posters

 

[Bait'n Gator]

Firecracker in dick
I surely will have to stick
Frank's is no legit.

 

[krisl648]

His teeth are yellow
He was the OC at AL
Makes me want to drink

 

[BigClawsBrother]

Mac is an ass
We lost to the Cookie Monster
Where’s the ceiling fan and the rope

 

[crosscreekcooter]

I don't know
but I've been told
a green grasshopper's got
a red ass hole

 

[Jbossgator8]

Haters and Complainers
Owned and Destroyed
By Babik and MacNuss

 

[heversle]

Run wildcat, run fast
Lord forbid we throw a pass
Oh, why do we suck?

 

[rogdochar]

Post pressers ooze lack
so long song and dance NussMac
want extensions back

 

[ufgator812]

Bourbon. Sweet bourbon.
You are my only respite
From Gator Football

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Sas hole the subject
Wipe and clean it why not?
What strange things in it?

 

[Lake Gator]

You composed nicely
Strong wit. Unfortunately
Only four at end

Changed for your review
Though I like four better than five
Think outside the box