Urban Meyer to coach Gators again?

[78]

Well, I think this is worth discussing. I fully expected Meyer to go to UND after this season, but UND is having such a good season it seems unlikely to come open. So I wondered for a minute or two if Meyer might come back to UF.

Then it dawned on me that his buddy Machen is gone and Meyer would not have the free hand his buddy game him when he was at UF. If you snub Spurrier to hire Meyer, you are going to give Meyer almost carte. blanche so you don't look bad.

So Meyer is very unlikely to come back to UF in my view.

Yes, Meyer and I are both fans of the North Dakota Fighting Hawks, who will be looking to move to .500 this weekend against Eastern Washington.

 

[Alagator]

No Chance he coaches here again. Do we really want him back? Are we that desperate to win again? Any guarantee the return will be as fun as the first go around? I long for a new winning experience. Not a rerun.

It’s like this... say you dated a chick and she gave the BEST blowwjob you ever had. But then she dumps you and your heart is broken. It takes you months, even years to get over her.

But then one day... you find out she might be willing to come back over and give you another b’job. You remember just how AMAZING it was. You’re understandably afraid of being hurt again... BUT if she actually shows up at your door... what will you do? You KNOW how good she is... and that she’ll “even” swallow like the true champion of oral sex that she is.

Now let me ask you a question... Are you gonna let her ‘job you? Or are you gonna slam the door in her face for all the past hurt? What’cha gonna do?

 

[78]

It’s like this... say you dated a chick and she gave the BEST blowwjob you ever had. But then she dumps you and your heart is broken. It takes you months, even years to get over her.

But then one day... you find out she might be willing to come back over and give you another b’job. You remember just how AMAZING it was. You’re understandably afraid of being hurt again... BUT if she actually shows up at your door... what will you do? You KNOW how good she is... and that she’ll “even” swallow like the true champion of oral sex that she is.

Now let me ask you a question... Are you gonna let her ‘job you? Or are you gonna slam the door in her face for all the past hurt? What’cha gonna do?

I never quite thought of Meyer this way, but I have to admit you do have a point.

 

[oxrageous]

"Meyer's buyout for leaving Ohio State for another job remains unchanged at $2 million."

https://www.usatoday.com/story/spor...ntract-extended-through-2020-season/25731253/+

The buyout is $21 million+ if he was to be fired for something other than cause.

 

[CapitalGator02]

Now let me ask you
a question... Are you gonna let her ‘job you? Or are you gonna slam the door in her face for all the past hurt? What’cha gonna do?

Easy. Invite her in, let her "job" me, then tell her to GTFO.

 

[Blacklabgator]

I never quite thought of Meyer this way, but I have to admit you do have a point.

There were a few people in town who thought of Shelly this way

 

[MidwestChomp]

I heard Meyer's agent has contacted the owners of Five Star Pizza, Satchel's, Blue Highway Pizza for potential sponsorship.

 

[MidwestChomp]

There were a few people in town who thought of Shelly this way

 

[78]

There were a few people in town who thought of Shelly this way

Anyone we know? Be sure to share street addresses.

 

[Alagator]

Wow, this got its own thread. Now I feel I like I have to follow up with some meat and potatoes.

Let me start off by saying I have no new news. However, I did get a good night's rest.

Well you should have stayed at a Holliday Inn Express. Then you would’ve had a good nights rest AND be more informed about the topic at hand.

Seriously though, thanks for posting. It keeps things lively around here.

 

[Alagator]

Easy. Invite her in, let her "job" me, then tell her to GTFO.

Cool! We can do the same to Meyer! After he gets us a couple more Natty’s.

But then again, we run the risk of falling in love and having our hearts broken again.... but I’d still take the natty’s.... and the ‘job if any hot ex is offering...jk, jk. The wifey would kill me for that remark!

 

[ppinesgator]

This is real information and you didn't think it was worthy of its own thread? Methinks you are full of it, senor.

It's information from a lawyer. It must be true.

 

[ATXGator]

Since when does this thread say Urban is coming back? You guys need some reading comprehension.

I'm going to have to give a seminar on what a sports message board is.

You are really questioning how a thread titled "Urban Meyer to coach the Gators again?" is interpreted that people may think Urban is coming back?

 

[Concrete Helmet]

‘Crete has a Will Grier poster above his bed.

Nah, you're old lady had me change it out for an LDR lifesize one....

 

[MotownGator]

Was that call to get his opinion of his old OC? See if he will work out for the Gators?

 

[diehardg8r]

I'd take him back but it ain't happening. However if Tebow is involved at all in any of this, part of the staff, admin position etc, it could happen.

 

[Concrete Helmet]

It's information from a lawyer. It must be true.

Said Law Donkey only, ...and no one else ever

 

[divits]

If...and that's a HUGE IF........UF called Meyer "inquiring about his interest" in the head coaching job I imagine it probably went a lot like this...

"Hello, Urban. This is Helen Abramowitz from human resources here at the University of Florida Athletic offices. I was just following up with you to let you know that we got your paperwork regarding your 401K roll over. We'll get working on that today..........unless of course you'd be interested in coming back to coach the Gators....... hee-hee......hee-hee."

 

[TheDouglas78]

Meyer is probably contacted with the list of potential candidates to see what he thought of them and how they would handle the culture and pressure dealing with the Head Coaching position at Florida. it would be a smart play by any AD to contact one of the most successful coaches in our history who is still closely tied to the profession.

 

[Floridagator]

I'd only be interested in having Meyer back if he brought Steve "The Dive Dazzler" Addazio with him.

Every one of the clowns your making fun of have done better than all of Sabans peeps. Weird.