Presidential Beatdown Corona Crush!

[BNAG8R]

I don't, I see hate in his post for my sleeper pick Millard.

Filmore will be judged fairly and impartially before he loses. Fking coward.

 

[Durfish]

Not so fast......

Well, I DID say if he could catch him...

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Teddy Roosevelt has to be the number one overall seed. He should be the favorite to win the whole thing.

Yeah, Im going with the obvious favorite myself.

But, wasnt Gerry Ford a starting OL at Meatchiken? Gotta be a favorite.

Reagan, chopping wood until his 80s.

Ike- nuff said.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Tell that to a UDT/SEAL/SWCC, SeaBee, or green-side Corpsman, b1tch.
HMCM, USN (Ret)

If youve never touched a rifle or pistol, you arent military.

Maybe you can have the Coast Guard to teach you how to shoot.

 

[Durfish]

If youve never touched a rifle or pistol, you arent military.

Maybe you can have the Coast Guard to teach you how to shoot.

Over a 30 year career I've seen more Army/USAF nuggets who couldn't clear a weapon properly than Sailors. Just sayin'. Now, Marines, on the other hand...bada$$.

 

[bradgator2]

This thread will be in the Hall of Fame. Especially now that we are talking shiit and ranking the military branches.

After a few days, somebody needs to post this thread to twitter.

 

[rogdochar]

Kennedy really should be an #8 seed. The combination of Addison's and always competing after sex makes him a very questionable #5.

It's true everybody remembers where they were when Kennedy got shot.
I remember I was in the grassy knoll.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Over a 30 year career I've seen more Army/USAF nuggets who couldn't clear a weapon properly than Sailors. Just sayin'. Now, Marines, on the other hand...bada$$.

 

[bradgator2]

It needs to be more organized though. I cant keep it straight. List a fight or two. Lets come to a conclusion or vote and then move on the next fight or two.

 

[MidwestChomp]

I think all interested should fill out the bracket and post it. We can compile the winners that way?

 

[oxrageous]

This thread has already been placed on our Facebook page. Slevin, go ahead and hype it on Twiiter, attaching this pic:

 

[Durfish]

Grover Cleveland is gonna murder Van Buren, and not just based on size advantage (which is significant). According to sources, "Neighbors later described him as "full of fun and inclined to play pranks,"[17] and fond of outdoor sports.[18]." So he'll pull some Three Stooges stuff on him and deck him.

 

[Durfish]

I kind of like less organized and BNF determining the outcomes based on input. Hilarious.

 

[GatorJ]

Yeah, Im going with the obvious favorite myself.

But, wasnt Gerry Ford a starting OL at Meatchiken? Gotta be a favorite.

Reagan, chopping wood until his 80s.

Ike- nuff said.

Yeah. I think Ike would be his biggest competition. Washington was probably a badass as well.

Jackson was mean as hell and basically tried to exterminate the Native Americans. He’d Be the dirtiest of the fighters.

How the hell is W. Harrison a #2 seed? He may go down in the first round. I call that as the first upset. Hell, in real life he was defeated by a cold. Shortest tenure of any president. Harding is mainly regarded as a giant douche bag. He of course would immediately resort to dirty tactics and would just sneeze on Harrison.

This makes Teddy’s bracket smooth sailing until the final four.

 

[BNAG8R]

PLAY IN ROUND RESULT: TRUMP -vs- OBAMA

Judges scorecards, since neither actually landed a punch the entire fight...

TRUMP Wins, only because Barry fell down more often.

 

[Captain Sasquatch]

Debates for the early fights are taking place in the chat box right now, so join up and speak your piece or forever hold your peace!

 

[bradgator2]

Fillmore vs Garfield

Fillmore was born in 1800 into an extremely poor family. They were so poor they had to sleep naked with each other to stay warm. He overcame that and became another lawyer. What's with these guys? Due to awkward childhood, he represented this 1st transgender case in the US. Unfortunately, they convicted her (him?) of being a witch and burned the defendant at the stake.

Garfield was born in 1831 also into poverty and his parents went through a rare divorce so he grew up fatherless. He was bullied his whole life because of this. At the age of 17, he worked mules on a canal ship. Not certain what this job entailed. He basically became a teacher. Then he was in many battles in the Civil War making it Brigadier General by the age of 30.

Garfield's extensive military background gives him the ability to beat the crap of that pansy lawyer Fillmore.

 

[BNAG8R]

PLAY IN ROUND RESULT: POLK -vs- B. HARRISON

The battle of the little people, Polk (5’8”) vs Harrison (5’6”) resulted in a Knockout at 2:45 of the round.

POLK Wins, after a costly mistake by Harrison, who kicked Polk in the junk, only then to find out that Polk had non-functioning balls. Bad tactical move.

 

[rogdochar]

Over a 30 year career I've seen more Army/USAF nuggets who couldn't clear a weapon properly than Sailors. Just sayin'. Now, Marines, on the other hand...bada$$.

Can sailors play poker if the captain is standing on the deck ?

 

[GatorJ]

PLAY IN ROUND RESULT: POLK -vs- B. HARRISON

The battle of the little people, Polk (5’8”) vs Harrison (5’6”) resulted in a Knockout at 2:45 of the round.

POLK Wins, after a costly mistake by Harrison, who kicked Polk in the junk, only then to find out that Polk had non-functioning balls. Bad tactical move.