Presidential Beatdown Corona Crush!

If you were forced to have dinner with one of these members, who would you choose?

  • divits

  • aka

  • BNAG8R

  • PastyStoole

  • Jbossgator8


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B52G8rAC

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Over a 30 year career I've seen more Army/USAF nuggets who couldn't clear a weapon properly than Sailors. Just sayin'. Now, Marines, on the other hand...bada$$.
Clearing a weapon involves opening the bomb bay doors and toggling the Emergency Armed Release switch. That's what you meant, right?
 

Durfish

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Clearing a weapon involves opening the bomb bay doors and toggling the Emergency Armed Release switch. That's what you meant, right?
Yeah, so you can get back to the hotel. Freaking "Chair Force".
(I kid, I kid.)
 

MidwestChomp

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About Fillmore

As the Whig Party disintegrated in the 1850’s, Fillmore refused to join the Republican Party; but, instead, in 1856 accepted the nomination for President of the Know Nothing, or American, Party. Throughout the Civil War he opposed President Lincoln and during Reconstruction supported President Johnson.
 

BNAG8R

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PLAY IN ROUND RESULT: QUINCY ADAMS -vs- WILSON

Boring round, barely any interest. Quincy Adams had a pet alligator, and was sent by his mother to go find his father somewhere in Europe when he was 12. Nobody had any good info on Wilson, so...

QUINCY ADAMS Wins
 

BNAG8R

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About Fillmore

As the Whig Party disintegrated in the 1850’s, Fillmore refused to join the Republican Party; but, instead, in 1856 accepted the nomination for President of the Know Nothing, or American, Party. Throughout the Civil War he opposed President Lincoln and during Reconstruction supported President Johnson.

This is extremely close to being political....
 

Captain Sasquatch

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After the first three play in fights in the Lincoln Region, we have an updated bracket. We're taking a break for lunch, but we'll be accepting arguments again later in the day for the play in fights of the Ford Region!

POTUS_Beatdown_Bracket_Update.jpg
 

Durfish

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This Ladies' Bracket (ie play-in games) is exhausting. There are only a few ways you can make "went to law school" sound manly.
 

Bait'n Gator

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After doing extensive research on Millard, here's 2 facts that Brad maliciously and purposely left out on him earlier in this thread.

1) He banged his school teacher and later on married her.
2) He never had a vice president ( I can only assume it's because he was such a bad ass everyone was terrified of him).
 

BostonGator84

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I'll take Cleveland over Van Buren. Cleveland clearly has stamina to get back up after getting knocked down, as he was the only president to serve 2 non-consecutive terms. Plus the guy was huge. Like King Hippo huge.
 

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Can we get Cosell to do DOWN GOES NIXON!!!
 

MidwestChomp

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I'll take Cleveland over Van Buren. Cleveland clearly has stamina to get back up after getting knocked down, as he was the only president to serve 2 non-consecutive terms. Plus the guy was huge. Like King Hippo huge.

van Buren was the first president not of British decent, but Cleveland was a sheriff at one point.
 

crosscreekcooter

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After doing extensive research on Millard, here's 2 facts that Brad maliciously and purposely left out on him earlier in this thread.

1) He banged his school teacher and later on married her.
2) He never had a vice president ( I can only assume it's because he was such a bad ass everyone was terrified of him).

It's common knowledge that his high school teacher merely identified as a woman and was hung like a mule.
 

B52G8rAC

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Yeah, so you can get back to the hotel. Freaking "Chair Force".
(I kid, I kid.)
Golf course. I know you kid. BTW-Today is Vietnam War Veterans appreciation Day. They served, came home and were ridiculed for their service instead of being thanked for it. Time to fix that while there is still time.
 

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