CFB Coaching Changes: LSU loses OC, fires DC

[Bushmaster]

I let go my receptionist this afternoon. Her golden parachute is $300 cash, which I still have.

 

[FireFoley]

I let go my receptionist this afternoon. Her golden parachute is $300 cash, which I still have.

But did you at least give her a Golden Shower? Asking for a friend.

 

[gatormandan]

But did you at least give her a Golden Shower? Asking for a friend.

 

[oxrageous]

He's not looking to coach just to coach. He wants the inside track on winning it all. He'd take the A&M job over ND just because of Jimbo's recruiting. He wants the cheat codes.

Meyer wouldn't take the A&M job if a gun was held up to his testicles.

 

[Bushmaster]

They need to be flying a banner plane over A&Ms campus ... "come to UF ... money , blow and hoars"


BN and his staff of millions better be ready to pounce in the portal in a few weeks.

OLs? Safeties? CBs? Corners? DL? A&M has some top tier talent.

Throw them money and lie like a dog.

Dang I wish Urban was here.

You had me at money, coke, and whooooers.

 

[Grumbler]

watching all these other schools fire their coaches feels like watching your siblings open their Christmas presents and you keep looking under the tree thinking yours has to be under there somewhere...

 

[Thick&ThinG8r]

Alabama hard a work adding a new wing to the Saban coach rehabilitation center.

 

[Egor's Assistant]

Meyer wouldn't take the A&M job if a gun was held up to his testicles.

What about the Florida job at $10 Mil per?

 

[oxrageous]

What about the Florida job at $10 Mil per?

I personally think UF is the only job he would come back out of retirement for. I think he'd even reject Notre Dame.

 

[jdh5484]

watching all these other schools fire their coaches feels like watching your siblings open their Christmas presents and you keep looking under the tree thinking yours has to be under there somewhere...

It's like a school yard pick.

 

[jdh5484]

Meyer needs to come back to rehab his bogus "out of control" rep and solidify his deserved ring of honor.

I think he would.

I don't think the Admin would even entertain the thought.

 

[NovaGator]

They’re coming after Napier!

Ha! After the Fisher fiasco, they will be extra careful. But who knows? UF mortgaged the farm to get him.

 

[Egor's Assistant]

We're desperate enough now after 3 divorces to sleep with our EX and grovel for him to return.

 

[gatormandan]

We're desperate enough now after 3 divorces to sleep with our EX and grovel for him to return.

Yup.

 

[Durty South Swamp]

If their dick was that big, they would have done this two years ago when they knew it wasn't going to work out.

I know you guys have a narrative, but the very fact that Jimbo was allowed to underachieve there for six years destroys it. It's not a good example.

aTm despite having huge money has never won jack sht and their fans don't expect to win titles, they just want to be competitive. despite that they at least make moves with some energy. poaching a coach with a natty, then canning his ass when he doesn't win another one despite top 5 classes is how it's done. if you're gonna strike out, at least do so swinging hard.

We step up to the plate with 2 strikes and attempt a soft bunt for a foul ball and strike 3. I'd love to see us can a dude not getting it done right after a large win. We do the opposite. Napier can suck dck all year but somehow slip up and win a game at the end of the year and Stricklin would be on his knees for him the next morning.

 

[FireFoley]

aTm despite having huge money has never won jack sht and their fans don't expect to win titles, they just want to be competitive. despite that they at least make moves with some energy. poaching a coach with a natty, then canning his ass when he doesn't win another one despite top 5 classes is how it's done. if you're gonna strike out, at least do so swinging hard.

We step up to the plate with 2 strikes and attempt a soft bunt for a foul ball and strike 3. I'd love to see us can a dude not getting it done right after a large win. We do the opposite. Napier can suck dck all year but somehow slip up and win a game at the end of the year and Stricklin would be on his knees for him the next morning.

But until then I suspect Strichnine walks around mumbling something like this:

 

[NovaGator]

Back in Jimbo's final days at FSU, it was obvious that he had worn out his welcome in Tallahassee. His annual flirting with other schools for the head coaching job, his non-stop carping about the need for a stand-alown football palace, his feuding with his AD and head of the boosters, the embarrassing challenge to duke it out with a fan who dared to call into question his game management skills, and his personal humiliation upon learning that his wife had side interests with some "personal trainer" left it clear that his days at FSU were numbered. aTm was dazzled by his 2013 MNC, evidently oblivious to the fact that had Jameis Winston not come along his tenure in Tallahassee would have been mediocre at best. Still, the Texas Oilmen (who evidently have more dollars than sense) went "All In" on the guy, signing him to a unheard of $75 million contract, only to later compound the blunder and upping the deal to some $90 million, along with a "Guaranteed" extension.
Jimbo's high points at College Station were to be the first of Nick Saban's former assistants to win a game against him, and that #1 ranked Recruiting Class awhile back. (only to be questioned by Saban as to what methods he used to pull off such a feat) But the on-the-field showing left the Aggie Land faithful wanting, and after long discussions and hand wringing, they decided (while oil prices are up) to cut bait and let Jimbo walk away with his bags full of money and his reputation as some college football wonder-worker in tatters. So now Jimbo can sit back, enjoy his money, travel with his younger wife. (and be well-advised to keep her away from some other so-called "Personal Trainer")


"So who was that phone call from that you got at 2am?"

 

[OcalaGator83]

Everybody else firing middling, loser coaches, while our experts will continue to insist to us that it cannot be done. Lather, rinse, repeat.

 

[GatorJ]

Bringing in Pitman is a no brainer.

Let Stapleton and Sale go to the NFL. Neither can recruit.

 

[GatorJ]

Back in Jimbo's final days at FSU, it was obvious that he had worn out his welcome in Tallahassee. His annual flirting with other schools for the head coaching job, his non-stop carping about the need for a stand-alown football palace, his feuding with his AD and head of the boosters, the embarrassing challenge to duke it out with a fan who dared to call into question his game management skills, and his personal humiliation upon learning that his wife had side interests with some "personal trainer" left it clear that his days at FSU were numbered. aTm was dazzled by his 2013 MNC, evidently oblivious to the fact that had Jameis Winston not come along his tenure in Tallahassee would have been mediocre at best. Still, the Texas Oilmen (who evidently have more dollars than sense) went "All In" on the guy, signing him to a unheard of $75 million contract, only to later compound the blunder and upping the deal to some $90 million, along with a "Guaranteed" extension.
Jimbo's high points at College Station were to be the first of Nick Saban's former assistants to win a game against him, and that #1 ranked Recruiting Class awhile back. (only to be questioned by Saban as to what methods he used to pull off such a feat) But the on-the-field showing left the Aggie Land faithful wanting, and after long discussions and hand wringing, they decided (while oil prices are up) to cut bait and let Jimbo walk away with his bags full of money and his reputation as some college football wonder-worker in tatters. So now Jimbo can sit back, enjoy his money, travel with his younger wife. (and be well-advised to keep her away from some other so-called "Personal Trainer")

I haven’t read any of your last several posts. Mainly because you don’t have any paragraphs.