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The new coach better have a spread peanut butter offense that goes to the edges of the field.
"The guys come up to the office and I actually make peanut butter and jelly sandwiches when they're up there," said McElwain. "I teach them to get it right to the edge like my mother used to do. My mom took pride in buttering toast that got all the way to the edge and same thing with peanut butter and jelly sandwiches."
"I'm a firm believer in the longer the shelf life, the better it's going to taste. I don't think Uncrustables have shelf life, so that makes a heck of a sandwich. Twinkies, Ding-Dongs, that's sustainable food. I like that."
We've also found out that stud freshman receiver Antonio Callaway does not like crust on his sandwiches. McElwain obliged by tailoring the food to Callaway's liking.
"You focus on making sure that [the peanut butter and jelly] gets all the way to the crust. Then of course I did that and Antonio Callaway doesn't like crust, so I had to cut the crust off. It's a true story."
Jeremy Foley slept over at this weirdos house to" seal the deal" and hire him as coach.
Butters & Foley probably spread PBJ in and on each others’ a-holes & cawks and went to town on each other in the dark of night. This guy McElwain was a real kook. Foley, too, for noticing and still hiring this guy.
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