Four Fingers Deep

[bradgator2]

Well when you wrestle, 69ing your opponent is a regular thing, so why go for the fingering when you can just have some dude's ball sac on your forehead?

I must have missed the practices where they taught us the gay porno moves.

But, I do have a funny 69 story with this redhead chick from Philly. It ended up with me creating a new sex move.... the 71.

 

[-THE DUDE-]

I must have missed the practices where they taught us the gay porno moves.

But, I do have a funny 69 story with this redhead chick from Philly. It ended up with me creating a new sex move.... the 71.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Are we still whining about this like a bunch of soccer players?

You guys don't even want to know what goes on under a pile.

 

[gatorgrad'02]

I get the feeling some of them do .....

 

[bradgator2]

To get right to it, I was in a 69 with the redhead. And, most surprisingly.... she let out the slightest poof right against my forehead. Just like that glaucoma test at the eye doctor. Completely silent and odorless. I froze in disbelief. She froze in complete embarrassment. After what seemed like 20 minutes of frozenness, but was probably only 2 seconds, I picked the pube off my tongue and uttered, "did you just fart on me?" She practically died of laughter and embarrassment.

Well, I wasnt about to have this little incident set me back. So we eventually get back into it. And even more incredibly, eventually back into a 69. Me, being the smart ass that I am, decided to stick my finger right in her butt. In a completely unimaginable turn of events..... she returned the favor. And so the 71 was born. That would be a 69+1+1

 

[NavetG8r]

 

[NVGator]

 

[oxrageous]

Are we still whining about this like a bunch of soccer players?

You guys don't even want to know what goes on under a pile.

This wasn't under the pile. In was right there for all to see. Is it illegal or not?

 

[NVGator]

This wasn't under the pile. In was right there for all to see. Is it illegal or not?

I guess only if charges are pressed.

 

[Concrete Helmet]

This wasn't under the pile. In was right there for all to see. Is it illegal or not?

Ox seems a little bent on this guy not being suspended......

 

[Swamp Donkey]

This wasn't under the pile. In was right there for all to see. Is it illegal or not?

It doesn't sound like anyone filed a complaint. Maybe those Buckeyes are used to being "team players" during that afternoon nappytime thing Urbs does with them on those cute lil rollout mattresses.

 

[oxrageous]

Ox seems a little bent on this guy not being suspended......

I think he should be, without question. If this happened in the NFL, he'd get a huge fine.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

To get right to it, I was in a 69 with the redhead.

Nice. Real thing, right? Curtains and drapes?

 

[-THE DUDE-]

To get right to it, I was in a 69 with the redhead. And, most surprisingly.... she let out the slightest poof right against my forehead. Just like that glaucoma test at the eye doctor. Completely silent and odorless. I froze in disbelief. She froze in complete embarrassment. After what seemed like 20 minutes of frozenness, but was probably only 2 seconds, I picked the pube off my tongue and uttered, "did you just fart on me?" She practically died of laughter and embarrassment.

Well, I wasnt about to have this little incident set me back. So we eventually get back into it. And even more incredibly, eventually back into a 69. Me, being the smart ass that I am, decided to stick my finger right in her butt. In a completely unimaginable turn of events..... she returned the favor. And so the 71 was born. That would be a 69+1+1

Holy ****

 

[crosscreekcooter]

i was thinkin no drapes with mudflaps but the pube on the tongue tells a different story

 

[t-gator]

Just to break up the monotony.

I'm with you 100 percent on this. It's not football unless you give another dude a shocker.

 

[Thick&ThinG8r]

I have glaucoma and have to take that damn test every 3 months, I will either flinch or bust out laughing every time now you dirty ba$tard.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

I clicked on this again with some trepidation wondering what t might be confessing.

 

[Concrete Helmet]

I think he should be, without question. If this happened in the NFL, he'd get a huge fine.

I don't know, maybe a PF at most.....this stuff happens all the time, especially at practice. Remember back in 2010 when members of UM's greatest recruiting class almost quit because of what they deemed unfair treatment by the seniors?

On a similar note back when I played I would always make it a point to eat 2 large apples, a plate of spaghetti and a bowl of chocolate ice cream before I played in a game. Anyone who knows me knows that any of those 3 foods can make me literally peel the paint off of a wall and the combination of all 3 is nothing short of toxic.....For the next 2-3 hours I would absolutely leave a green toxic mist in every pile that I ended up in. I even had an official cuss at me and tell me to get help for my bowels. Back then the fields we played on weren't the best and it was pretty easy to flip a handful of sand/dirt into other peoples helmets when on the bottom of the pile...... Stuff happens and as long as no one gets hurt then it's part of the game...

 

[OllieGator]

maybe Sas can add to the discussion. Weird.

MattM stat!