To get right to it, I was in a 69 with the redhead. And, most surprisingly.... she let out the slightest poof right against my forehead. Just like that glaucoma test at the eye doctor. Completely silent and odorless. I froze in disbelief. She froze in complete embarrassment. After what seemed like 20 minutes of frozenness, but was probably only 2 seconds, I picked the pube off my tongue and uttered, "did you just fart on me?" She practically died of laughter and embarrassment.
Well, I wasnt about to have this little incident set me back. So we eventually get back into it. And even more incredibly, eventually back into a 69. Me, being the smart ass that I am, decided to stick my finger right in her butt. In a completely unimaginable turn of events..... she returned the favor. And so the 71 was born. That would be a 69+1+1