- Jun 12, 2014
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We haven't been great for a long time Gator nation. It's true. In fact it probably all started when horseface Jeremy decided to hire wild Willy Muschamp.
I think law used to call his style of play 'big dumb will muschump ball,' but I prefer Wild Willy myself. This guy was a trainwreck from the very beginning.
Some might say Willy had a great defense. Fake news! Fake news! Willy could only field a quality defense when coach DQ was calling the shots
and he had Urban Meyers recruits. Once Floyd, Matt Elam and the 10' class left with Danny Quinn it was an absolute disgrace under Willy. Horseface eventually came to the conclusion we all knew for years that Willy simply couldn't hack it. Never send a dog to do a gators job. It started this whole disaster.
The next hire by horseface Jeremy was a guy named Jimmy. Could you believe this guy spent more time making BBQ sauce than he did recruiting for the gators?An absolute disgrace this guy was. Shameful really when you think about how horrible these hires were. So horseface finally decides to retire and the new AD, I like to call him Scotty not too hottie Stricklin. There's no D at the end of his name, which is fitting since to steal a line from Peter Venkman , ''This man has no dick''. Scottie's first line of work included to extend the contract of BBQ Jimmy, and then even decided to pay his buyout when it became public that Jimmy likes to have sexual encounters with sharks. I know Jimmy stood up loud and said Fake news! Fake news! Its not me! But when you look at it really, you put a picture of Jimmy next to the picture of the naked fat man on the shark and I think to myself, ya know it looks a lot like him. Hell I think its him! The extension was strike 1 and then the disgraceful paying of the Jimmy buyout was strike 2 on Scotty not too hottie.
In the hole, behind in the count Scottie knew I had to get this one right. Legend has it he wanted to hire Fat Chip, and drank his sorrows away at a pub sucking down Winstons and praying for a miracle. He decided to hire a guy we all know too well, Lazy Danny. Lazy Danny Mullen was passing his wife out to players like candy on halloween. It sure is fitting that it happens to be today. Gotta tell ya this man was a disgrace, a shame really when you think about it because if he wasnt such a lazy bum he could've won big here. Which brings us to the head coach right now. Some call him Billy Taggert, but I prefer to call him Sunbelt Billy Napier. Will Billy wise up and actually hire someone else to call the plays? Watching him do so outside of a scripted drive is like having a root canal without meds. In fact it might be less painful than watching billy ball. The special teams is a real headscratcher. Who is this special teams coach that nobody ever sees? It's as if the gators never practice this part of the game. Hopefully Sunbelt Billy wakes up and turns into SEC billy because we need a play caller and a special teams coach to make gator football great again!!
I think law used to call his style of play 'big dumb will muschump ball,' but I prefer Wild Willy myself. This guy was a trainwreck from the very beginning.
Some might say Willy had a great defense. Fake news! Fake news! Willy could only field a quality defense when coach DQ was calling the shots
and he had Urban Meyers recruits. Once Floyd, Matt Elam and the 10' class left with Danny Quinn it was an absolute disgrace under Willy. Horseface eventually came to the conclusion we all knew for years that Willy simply couldn't hack it. Never send a dog to do a gators job. It started this whole disaster.
The next hire by horseface Jeremy was a guy named Jimmy. Could you believe this guy spent more time making BBQ sauce than he did recruiting for the gators?An absolute disgrace this guy was. Shameful really when you think about how horrible these hires were. So horseface finally decides to retire and the new AD, I like to call him Scotty not too hottie Stricklin. There's no D at the end of his name, which is fitting since to steal a line from Peter Venkman , ''This man has no dick''. Scottie's first line of work included to extend the contract of BBQ Jimmy, and then even decided to pay his buyout when it became public that Jimmy likes to have sexual encounters with sharks. I know Jimmy stood up loud and said Fake news! Fake news! Its not me! But when you look at it really, you put a picture of Jimmy next to the picture of the naked fat man on the shark and I think to myself, ya know it looks a lot like him. Hell I think its him! The extension was strike 1 and then the disgraceful paying of the Jimmy buyout was strike 2 on Scotty not too hottie.
In the hole, behind in the count Scottie knew I had to get this one right. Legend has it he wanted to hire Fat Chip, and drank his sorrows away at a pub sucking down Winstons and praying for a miracle. He decided to hire a guy we all know too well, Lazy Danny. Lazy Danny Mullen was passing his wife out to players like candy on halloween. It sure is fitting that it happens to be today. Gotta tell ya this man was a disgrace, a shame really when you think about it because if he wasnt such a lazy bum he could've won big here. Which brings us to the head coach right now. Some call him Billy Taggert, but I prefer to call him Sunbelt Billy Napier. Will Billy wise up and actually hire someone else to call the plays? Watching him do so outside of a scripted drive is like having a root canal without meds. In fact it might be less painful than watching billy ball. The special teams is a real headscratcher. Who is this special teams coach that nobody ever sees? It's as if the gators never practice this part of the game. Hopefully Sunbelt Billy wakes up and turns into SEC billy because we need a play caller and a special teams coach to make gator football great again!!
