So we have determined that Georgia, Mississippi, and Nebraska all suck. I'll throw Iowa in there (except the NE part of the state).
New State Mottos
Alabama: At Least We're not Mississippi -&- Yes, We Have Electricity
Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
Mississippi: Come Feel Better About Your Own State
(for NV):
Nevada: Whores and Poker!
South Carolina: Remember the Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender
Tennessee: The Educashun State
West Virginia: One Big Happy Family -- Really!
Georgia: We Put the "Fun" in Fundamentalist Extremism
Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn
And of course my home state:
Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids -&- God's waiting room