Tennessee Meltdown - Kongbo, Hurd quitting team

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A month ago, they were slobbing Butch's jock, now they're ready to burn his house down.

This is great!
This funnel and tube salesman over at 247 named bwoods booked his hotel to Atlanta the moment they beat us. The level of "act like you've been there before" is at zero for these inbred butt chuggers.
 

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LMAO!! What a glorious day today has been. UT is going up in.....

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LMAO!! What a glorious day today has been. UT is going up in.....

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Yes. Butch finally ran out of fairy dust and this is what happen when Lady Luck is no longer walking your sideline. I keep waiting for someone to come out with a Butch Jones Halloween mask, all red faced with bulging eyes. Scary.
 

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Here's an absolute Golden Nugget here. It's epic.

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Summing up the last 48 hours
1. Go Georgia, beat Fl…ahhh, Georgia still sucks
2. Wes Rucker is reporting that Alvin Kamara will suit up against South Carolina.
3. Josh Dobbs is apparently playing w/o contact lenses in tonight.
4. How can this many players get hurt in one season?
5. Bring back Kiffin!! (friend tries to slap reality back in you).
6. Butch tried a 60 yard FG b/c Hailmary’s are not on the chart.
7. There is now apparently a difference between being “prepared” and “ready” to play a football game.
8. Some fan got his feelings hurt bc Robert Gillespe wouldn’t take a selfie with him.
9. “I’m sick of Butch Jones, but we can’t fire another coach.”
10. John Jancek is still stalking us.
11. Kongbo is gone, and so is Hurd b/c was told we were gonna run the power I and he actually believed it. LOL!!
12. Jimmy Hyams had to get up for midnight milk and tweets “hold on”.
13. Jalen cried with his teammates around him and there is a revolt coming…
14. Butch has lost control of the team!!! FIRE HIM!!
15. People are asking if anyone has a spare mattress lying around.
16. Someone has already reached out to Bobby Petrino
17. No worries on Kongbo, he’s just a video game addict!
18. ½ of Volnation is now blocked by Butch on twitter
19. Jalen Hurd has quit the team b/c he is gonna be the next Jason Witten.
20. No worries, John Kelly better anyway
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21. Well $^!+, here come the #Grumors again…
22. Butch press conference: “NOTHING TO SEE HERE, EVERYTHING FINE!”
23. Everything is now better that our 5* almost all-time leading rusher is gone?
24. You can get 2 tickets to the Tenn Tech game plus $50 to just take them.
25. Butch says there is no panic button but is completely changing the practice schedule mid-season…got it!
26. Pig Howard and Corey Miller are gonna tell us what’s going on.
27. Good riddance Jalen Hurd?
28. We will miss Jalen Hurd?
29. Somehow, we are still mad at Tee Martin b/c he wore his employer’s threads
30. Haha relax, Butch hasn’t lost control, it was actually the players that threw Hurd off the team!
31. Happy Halloween Volnation, we still gon whip they #$@*% a%^!!
 

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The article I read said Hurd didn't want to play RB anymore because he was tired of getting hit all the time. I'd say it's time for him to retire from football completely if that's the case.
 

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I need to double check, but I think a win against SC clinches the east for

We need to beat Arkansas first, if we lose to Arkansas then it would take beating USC and LSU. If we end up with 3 losses in conference then we tie Tennessee and they go because they beat us. Unless Kentucky wins out... LOL or Tennessee loses again.
 

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$5 oxbucks for the first link to a TN fan saying "We didn't want him anyway"
 

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