The First Tennessee Thread on the GCMB

Alvin York

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Yes, that's right sports fans, Let's talk about the Tennessee Volunteers, the team that awaits you in the glorious confines of Neyland Stadium this September. Let me tell all of you a little secret. Vol fans are counting on ending this little losing streak we have with the Florida Gators. After all we have Butch and you are saddled with Mr. Muschamp. Advantage, the Volunteers.

I'm also curious how this thread with play with El Duce and his new crop of Mods. There is no dungeon. There is no cyberspace Gulag. Will Ox just wave his wand and make this little expose of Vol hope and faith disappear.

In all seriousness we are approaching this year with a new outlook and swagger. We're weary with losing. We're tired of mediocrity. We want to get back where we so obviously belong, King of the SEC mountain and dueling for the National Championship.
 

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Move along....Nothing to see here.
 

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Does anybody remember what they were doing the last time TN beat us? I was in 5th grade...
 

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JC_Gator;n9769 said:
Does anybody remember what they were doing the last time TN beat us? I was in 5th grade...

It's those kind of insults that will make our victory even sweeter than it would ordinarily be.

The 6th grade..........
 

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LOL...pretty funny. Everybody is undefeated at the beginning of the season. You should take it one game at a time...kind of like we'll be doing.
 

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The GCMB....I like that.
 

oxrageous

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And Alvin is right, there currently isn't a Dungeon...but perhaps one of these days. I haven't decided if one is necessary. I can easily just lock (or even delete) a thread.
 

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I seem to remember reading this last year...and the year before...and the year before...
 

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Inevitably TN will beat us, but it sure has been awhile. I vaguely remember blowing the game and losing on a long field goal in 2004 in Neyland. Little did we know that it would help lead to the hire of Urban and 2 National titles.
 

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I'm kind of disappointed in our resident Plungerboy. That was really weak.
 

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crosscreekcooter;n9787 said:
I'm kind of disappointed in our resident Plungerboy. That was really weak.
Even he doesn't really believe it anymore. Hell, they couldn't even beat us last year.
 

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Do they still have a team? With no competitive football team or basketball team and no educational merit, shouldn't the SEC just eject them?
 

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Speaking of turds, what ever happened to Vol in a van?
 

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Alvin York;n9758 said:
Yes, that's right sports fans, Let's talk about the Tennessee Volunteers, the team that awaits you in the glorious confines of Neyland Stadium this September.

OK, Volunteer interpretation of the Gregorian Calendar is as follows....

September = October 4
 

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gardnerwebbgator said:
Alvin York;n9758 said:
Yes, that's right sports fans, Let's talk about the Tennessee Volunteers, the team that awaits you in the glorious confines of Neyland Stadium this September.

OK, Volunteer interpretation of the Gregorian Calendar is as follows....

September = October 4
:lol:
 

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GatorJ;n9800 said:
Do they still have a team? With no competitive football team or basketball team and no educational merit, shouldn't the SEC just eject them?

Good point. At least Vandy brings up our league SAT and GPA.
 

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MJMGator said:
I seem to remember reading this last year...and the year before...and the year before...
Exactly. Alvie can't help but make a fool of himself every year. We'll embarrass them again at Neyland this year.
 

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