Idiot on FB that claims to be a former player - "When are they gonna arrest the b*tch for assaulting him first? I guess you can't defend yourself from assault and battery these days if you play at FSU. These skanks are just trying to hemm dudes up that are trying to go pro, trifling b*tches."
Friend of mine - "Naw bro, it just dont add up to me when theyve got so much to lose. His baby's mama has filed something similar before... acting all crazy and then dropped it. Ill bet that's all this is too."
Nole logic - If youve had criminal or misdemeanor charges brought against you multiple times and you havent gone to jail, it must be a conspiracy