What is it about TENNESSEE?

[Alvin York]

[video=youtube;j8x94osbT7Q]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8x94osbT7Q[/video]

Your choice of your new avatar is interesting. There are certainly long, hard times to come, and I don't just mean what your uncle is going to do to you tonight.

I find country rap to be hilarious.

It definitely fits you, Dork Of course, Raylan is from Kintucky, that would seem to be a problem. He''s supposedly from your current rival. Then again Tinerc is just South Kintucky these days. I guess it make sense.

Kentucky? I suppose your Florida education never taught you that culture transcends human made boundary lines. Appalachian culture like Albanian and Kurdish culture spreads past boundary lines. Law Dawg.

Since you've brought "Justified" and Raylan Givens into the discussion I"m reminded of this mournful Bluegrass song that is played in the last episode of each season.

"You'll Never Leave Harlan Alive"

Let's alter that, shall we


"You'll Never Leave Neyland Alive"

In the deep dark hills of eastern Tennessee
That's the place where I trace my bloodline
And it's there I read on a hillside gravestone
You will never leave Neyland alive

Where the sun comes up about ten in the morning
And the sun goes down about three in the day
And you fill your lizard jaws with whatever bitter brew you're drinking
And you spend the 4th quarter just thinkin' of how to get away

In the deep dark hills of eastern Tennessee
That's the place where I trace my bloodline
And it's there I read on a hillside gravestone
You will never leave Neyland alive


Now let me endeavor to warn you all. Don't let the Tennessee Volunteers steal a victory in Neyland. Don't unleash the Satanic hounds of hell on the innocent unsuspecting Gator masses. Victorious Vols will have no mercy on you. They'll say things, do things you won't like. It will be a Tennessee Tsunami that will sweep over everything that is Gator. There will be no "long hard time ahead". They'll will be only nuclear wasteland. The Vol Nation will impose a Carthaginian peace on the state of Florida.

I like the sound of that, "A Carthaginian peace on the state of Florida"

 

[Swamp Donkey]

You're quoting me the lyrics to the song which I posted above?

Dude, everyone leaves Nehlen Stadium alive. Especially the Vol Navy. They leave at halftime alive.

 

[Alvin York]

You're quoting me the lyrics to the song which I posted above?

Dude, everyone leaves Nehlen Stadium alive. Especially the Vol Navy. They leave at halftime alive.

You'e really scared this time. aren't you?

 

[Swamp Donkey]

:) :rolleyes: No one is scared. Not Utah State, Not Arky State. Not Kintucky, not Vandy. No one.

 

[Alvin York]

:) :rolleyes: No one is scared. Not Utah State, Not Arky State. Not Kintucky, not Vandy. No one.

Like the Samurai of Hiroshima were not scared until one day the Enola Gay flew by...........

 

[Swamp Donkey]

;yawn:

 

[gardnerwebbgator]

Utah State may just go in there in the opener and hang 40 on them.

That being said, what is it about Tennessee? Gayness history perhaps?

 

[Alvin York]

Utah State may just go in there in the opener and hang 40 on them.

That being said, what is it about Tennessee? Gayness history perhaps?

Looks more like a gathering of "the boys" on South Beach, Florida's playground of the glamorous.and gay.

."OLE"!

 

[bradgator2]

You do realize that was for a UT football poster... right?

 

[VulcanAlex]

Thank God it doesn't happen very often.

This is true. Victory has been pretty much a stranger this last decade of our proud UT football. What rankles me more than any other Vol behavior is these idiots so hungry for positive vibes they resort to women's basketball smack talk. When I hear them unwind I want to crawl under the nearest rock and hide.

We're about due for paradigm shift in Tennessee football. Let it begin with a hard fought win over our sunshine nemesis, the Florida Gators.

Well when your women's bball team has the best record of any sport you need to crow about it. Now at UF we have a large variety of women's sports to comment on. Some national champions, some SEC champions, some just championship caliper.

 

[MJMGator]

You do realize that was for a UT football poster... right?

Of course he does. Probably has it hanging over his bed.

 

[Swamp Queen]

This guy does a REALLY good job of explaining the hatred for Tennessee.

[video=youtube;s7G7loR2VVw]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7G7loR2VVw[/video]

 

[TN G8tr]

Utah State may just go in there in the opener and hang 40 on them.

That being said, what is it about Tennessee? Gayness history perhaps?

Looks more like a gathering of "the boys" on South Beach, Florida's playground of the glamorous.and gay.

."OLE"!

Lame dude, really lame. As in Kiffin.

 

[Jax Gator]

You do realize that was for a UT football poster... right?

Of course he does. Probably has it hanging over his bed.

It's probably sticky too!

 

[CGgater]

Looks more like a gathering of "the boys" on South Beach, Florida's playground of the glamorous.and gay.

."OLE"!

Holy cow. So dork ADMITS that his vols look like the "glamorous and gay... on south beach..." which happens to be a few hundred miles south of Gainesville where the university of miamuh resides. dork couldn't win a battle of wits vs a 4th grade special ed class in tennessee.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

This guy does a REALLY good job of explaining the hatred for Tennessee.

[video=youtube;s7G7loR2VVw]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7G7loR2VVw[/video]

I don't think I've ever needed to MOM a post before.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Looks more like a gathering of "the boys" on South Beach, Florida's playground of the glamorous.and gay.

."OLE"!

Holy cow. So dork ADMITS that his vols look like the "glamorous and gay... on south beach..." which happens to be a few hundred miles south of Gainesville where the university of miamuh resides. dork couldn't win a battle of wits vs a 4th grade special ed class in tennessee.

Tell me this is a surprise?

 

[TN G8tr]

Nothing new about Dork and his Viles!!! Many of their fans are not talking much trash at all. In fact many are hoping at best they are 2-2 when UF comes to town. Could very well be 1-3.

 

[CGgater]

Looks more like a gathering of "the boys" on South Beach, Florida's playground of the glamorous.and gay.

."OLE"!

Holy cow. So dork ADMITS that his vols look like the "glamorous and gay... on south beach..." which happens to be a few hundred miles south of Gainesville where the university of miamuh resides. dork couldn't win a battle of wits vs a 4th grade special ed class in tennessee.

It's not, but I feel this uncontrollable urge to point out the obvious.

 

[Alvin York]

So there you have it, fellow Vol fans, videos and various Florida witticisms or should I say attempted witticisms. There is the other side of the coin involving this Tennessee paranoia syndrome collectively suffered by the Gator rabble. Their annual bitter hate filled rants and comments are actually quite a compliment. Think about it. Its been a decade of losing to these lizard critters year after year after year. Tennessee has not only consistently lost to Florida but we have not even come close to sniffing a SEC East title much less a SEC Championship. Yet view a picture of Peyton Manning, hear a note of "Rocky Top' or just say the word Tennessee and the Jort people see Orange and suddenly freak and become a caricature of Deputy Barney Fife. There's just that special something about Tennessee that makes Florida folk's hair stand on the back of their neck, their noses flair and the voice go up one octave.

I don't know. I guess its just that old Orange Magic casting a spell, that old Orange Magic that you know so well.

What in the world will they do if they fall from grace and lose to Tennessee before the homies at Neyland? I can just imagine.