Ole Miss hires Lame Kitten as new head coach

[Ancient Reptile]

Oh gawd. Hottie tottie Ancient Rebel is getting hot and bothered. I can't tell if his Rebel love is more than Nola's Corndwag love or not.

You got it all wrong. I can't stand Ole Miss. Bunch of entitled jerks. Already said (and voted) Missouri made the best hire. Yes, Lane won't succeed there. But isn't it nice that he is stirring the Western pot and not the Eastern pot?

 

[oxrageous]

Kiffin has never shown he could be a good head coach. His low-pressure stint at FAU doesn't even count, and everyone fails to mention his second year there, when they went 5-7.

After the buzz wears off, they are going to be left with yet another coach that gets his ass completely kicked annually by Bama, LSU, Auburn, etc. Hell, Saban will run up the damn score every chance he gets.

 

[MJMGator]

I agree with the Donk. Lame is going to be a disaster there. A total disaster.

I’m just looking forward to him jabbing at Saban non-stop.

 

[SeabeeGator]

I’m just looking forward to him jabbing at Saban non-stop.

Already started. Trying to hire a bunch of the staff away. Going strong after his S&C guy - promised him an on field position.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

You got it all wrong. I can't stand Ole Miss. Bunch of entitled jerks.

you know this isn't going to slow me down, correct?

 

[Swamp Donkey]

I’m just looking forward to him jabbing at Saban non-stop.

He is close enough to stab some Saban daughters again too.

 

[Ancient Reptile]

you know this isn't going to slow me down, correct?

I expect you rigorously avoid the subject. Law never lies.

 

[bayou gator]

you know this isn't going to slow me down, correct?

 

[ThreatMatrix]

Lane shaking things up. Gonna be fun to watch.

 

[Gator By Marriage]

I can't even imagine him winning in the PAC 10.

I can't imagine this ending any other way than the usual, the team plane flying away while he is left on the tarmac.

When they fire him in year 3 or 4 - and they will fire him in year 3 or 4 - I really hope the AD has the stones to do it on a tarmac, just to make a point.

 

[williston_gator]

@PeteThamel: Sources: Ole Miss hiring former Maryland coach D.J. Durkin as an assistant coach. Sources: Ole Miss hiring former Maryland coach D.J. Durkin as assistant

 

[SGG]

@PeteThamel: Sources: Ole Miss hiring former Maryland coach D.J. Durkin as an assistant coach. Sources: Ole Miss hiring former Maryland coach D.J. Durkin as assistant

Gddammit Dan!

 

[Alumni Guy]

Deserved or not, D.J. Durkin is poisonous after the death of that kid in Maryland.

 

[CGgater]

Deserved or not, D.J. Durkin is poisonous after the death of that kid in Maryland.

We coulda rehabbed him while he was fixing our D.

 

[BuddyWyatt]

Ha! Yeah, he has some serious baggage now, but sadly, even with his baggage, he could outperform most of our recruiting staff.

 

[williston_gator]

@Brett_McMurphy: Ole Miss adds former Maryland coach D.J. Durkin, Michigan special teams coordinator Chris Partridge & Texas A&M TE coach Joe Jon Finley to Rebels’ staff

 

[GatorJB]

That's a really good hire by Kiffin.

 

[Captain Sasquatch]

Be honest, you guys just wanted Durkin so he’d run Trey Dean until he dropped dead.

 

[Buckman2000]

He’s gonna kill the competition with this hire

 

[SGG]

Be honest, you guys just wanted Durkin so he’d run Trey Dean until he dropped dead.

Not dead, necessarily, but I like the way you think.