No no no. Pay attention.
Muschump Models
Muschump 1.0 no explanation necessary, the gold standard, no whiteboard is safe model.
Muschump 2.0 Stoops (this one is shaky though, 100% Chump would never forget to play DBs repeatedly. nevertheless all defense no offense, so he is at least a Chump bastard son)
Muschump 3.0 Derek Mason
Muschump 4.0 Shart
Muschump 5.0 Bullethead Jeremy Pruitt
That is almost the entire SEC East stuffed with Chumps. If we could just get our OC to try to score before the 4th Qtr, we would be golden.