Maybe the defense isn't so bad after all? Four yards per play.

[Zambo]

Huh?

I think it stands for men got tired of women or something like that. Basically, its dudes who would rather beat off than have anything to do with women any more.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Huh?

Ask Nav.

 

[MJMGator]

I think it stands for men got tired of women or something like that. Basically, its dudes who would rather beat off than have anything to do with women any more.

So, Nav?

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Basically, its dudes who would rather beat off than have anything to do with women any more.

A disease common among former sailors.

 

[JDW]

A disease common among former sailors.

Homosexuality isn’t a disease anymore...neither is Reefer madness or jungle fever

 

[gatorfan81]

We have the best defense

 

[Swamp Donkey]

jungle fever

What about Jungle, a Racial Jungle, from which Joe Biden saved us?

 

[JDW]

We have the best defense

A good offense? Or are you talking about the chess club?

 

[JDW]

What aboutnJoe Biden's Racial Jungle?

I’d imagine it looks a lot like Venezuela

 

[rogdochar]

Most donkeys are mean and, evidently, lesbian donkeys are not an exception.

Lesbian donkeys puff crack -- of other lesbian donkeys.

 

[itsgr82bag8r]

I still want STD’s.

 

[jdh5484]

You know, I thought someone might change the abbreviation. Had to be you.

 

[neteng]

Yes they did on the FVKKING SEC Network. Just like LSU-Vandy had a night game on SEC Network. Not sure how long you have been here from Mars, but most night games on the SEC Network require a wire hanger, rabbit ears and aluminum foil to be seen.

I just use Hulu. Pretty easy.

 

[itsgr82bag8r]

I just use Hulu. Pretty easy.

He’s got LOTS of tin foil, so no biggie.

 

[Bushmaster]

Maybe at your house

Does he live with one other guy?

 

[Towels 'N Sporks]

That's like saying an offense is good if you are averaging four yards a play. This is a very deceptive stat. Until the points on the scoreboard start going down, our tackling gets better, or we start getting some explosive/big-time defensive plays (especially on 3rd and 4th down), this stat means nothing.

 

[ThreatMatrix]

 

[FireFoley]

That's like saying an offense is good if you are averaging four yards a play. This is a very deceptive stat. Until the points on the scoreboard start going down, our tackling gets better, or we start getting some explosive/big-time defensive plays (especially on 3rd and 4th down), this stat means nothing.

Please do not let facts and your true insight of real football get in the way of the perceived notion that Joe Lee Dunn Jr. is the best DC in college football. Cousin Eddie said so!

 

[Towels 'N Sporks]

Please do not let facts and your true insight of real football get in the way of the perceived notion that Joe Lee Dunn Jr. is the best DC in college football. Cousin Eddie said so!

Damn, I didn't think about it that way. I apologize and I'm going to rethink my life choices.

 

[Bushmaster]

Stats are nice, but a 28 yard completion with the next 6 plays going for zero is 4 yards per play. Doesn't really mean anything.