Saban terrified: Auburn to hire Boise State's Bryan Harsin as head coach

[Durty South Swamp]

Hell Urb is still getting therapy from the last time he had to play Satan in the SECCG.

urb beat sabans ass the last time they played, and it was in the playoff which is even more important than the conf title game.

 

[Alagator]

My wife is thrilled.

Auburn fires Gus Malzahn

Discuss.

Bet it's been a while since you could say that. :D

 

[oxrageous]

Bet it's been a while since you could say that. :D

That’s hurtful.

Just now, I pretended I was reading an article to her on Auburn’s head coach prospects. I said:

“It says here that Will Muschamp and Jim McElwain are on the list.”

“Who??”

“Muschamp and McElwain.”

Look of horror. “You stop!”

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Ox will shot this site down in a flash.

www.wareaglechatter.com

 

[maheo30]

I can’t believe Grantham’s name hasn’t been mentioned. He is an elite DC who also coached in the nfl. It would break my heart to see him go. I would personally drive him to Auburn myself just to make sure he gets there.

 

[oxrageous]

I can’t believe Grantham’s name hasn’t been mentioned. He is an elite DC who also coached in the nfl. It would break my heart to see him go. I would personally drive him to Auburn myself just to make sure he gets there.

Can you imagine his bad breath inside a car? He strikes me as someone that not only has chronic halitosis, but is a heavy breather, like a b!tch in heat. I'll bet the windows fog up in seconds.

 

[GatorInGeorgia]

that's not the way Fooley works.

when he fires a coach it has to pay a buyout he presumes that means he should pay less for the next guy.

It’s Sunday evening. Do you know what El Cheapo is doing at this very moment? I do.

He is leading the entire athletic department (coaches included) in the mandatory weekly coupon clipping session. Sunday edition papers have the best selection. The GA’s, yeah, they have to go steal newspapers from Gainesville area residences each Sunday morning from 3:30-5:30am.

Anyway every Sunday night from 7-9pm Foley & the staff clip away. Making sure the staff finds 50 cents off Powerade (yeah, he goes with Powerade if it’s a nickel cheaper). $2 off Dial bar soap? Awesome, we’ll put that in the showers the football players use. $10 off at Picaddilly Cafeteria? I know where the next pre-game meal is gonna be...

 

[PastyStoole]

Also I think Malzahn will get a look as a HC if he wants it. Maybe AZ gives him a call. Of course 21 Large might be a good reason to take a year or 2 or 30 off!

Actually, the worst part of being fired for him is that he's going to be stuck at home with that insane wife of his. Buyout or no, I'd take the first job that came my way if I were him just to get out of the house.

If you haven't seen this psycho grab a microphone and indulge herself in a cringefest during a televangelist hour, here's a real treat for you:

 

[divits]

Actually, the worst part of being fired for him is that he's going to be stuck at home with that insane wife of his. Buyout or no, I'd take the first job that came my way if I were him just to get out of the house.

If you haven't seen this psycho grab a microphone and indulge herself in a cringefest during a televangelist hour, here's a real treat for you:

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Just a public service reminder, crazy chics are great in bed and fun to bang, but you don't marry one or even date them for long.

 

[FireFoley]

Just a public service reminder, crazy chics are great in bed and fun to bang, but you don't marry one or even date them for long.

PSR #2. Never trust anything that bleeds for 7 consecutive days but does not die!

 

[gatordad3]

The word is Mario cristobal

Isn't he better off at Oregon? Especially with his 27-47 record at FIU and his overall Taggartesque record of 51-56, although he is 24-9 at Oregon.

 

[gatormandan]

PSR #2. Never trust anything that bleeds for 7 consecutive days but does not die!

 

[williston_gator]

@BruceFeldmanCFB: One other name to keep an eye on for the #Auburn HC vacancy, I've heard from sources is DC Kevin Steele. Am told he has some very influential people in his corner among Tigers power brokers. Here's our updated AU coaching search story: Feldman: Auburn needs a football coach. Who are the likely candidates?

 

[soflagator]

@BruceFeldmanCFB: One other name to keep an eye on for the #Auburn HC vacancy, I've heard from sources is DC Kevin Steele. Am told he has some very influential people in his corner among Tigers power brokers. Here's our updated AU coaching search story: Feldman: Auburn needs a football coach. Who are the likely candidates?

The only thing I can think of here is just a concession that they're playing for 2nd(at best) as long as Saban is there so the hire makes little difference. But then, why not keep the guy that has shown he can actually beat Saban on several occasions? Was Gus just that disliked on the Plains? This has the potential to epically bad if that's the type of decision they're making.

 

[williston_gator]

The only thing I can think of here is just a concession that they're playing for 2nd(at best) as long as Saban is there so the hire makes little difference. But then, why not keep the guy that has shown he can actually beat Saban on several occasions? Was Gus just that disliked on the Plains? This has the potential to epically bad if that's the type of decision they're making.

I half wonder if some violation rumors surface. He'd been there for 8 years, not terrible, and they're just giving $22mil in the process....seems fishy to me.

 

[Double Gator Dad]

I think it is a mistake for Auburn to fire Malzahn. Now if I were a Auburn fan I would probably feel differently. All of these schools like Auburn want to win national championships so they fire there coach hoping they will land a big name who will take them to the Promised Land. But in the end they end up hiring the next Terry Bowden. Chizik lucked out for the year he had Cam Newton. The problem with Auburn is that they are in a football rabid state with Alabama and they will, for the most part, always end up playing the little sister. They just don't want to accept reality.

Until the last couple of sentences I thought you were talking about UF

 

[Double Gator Dad]

While reading the articles attached, I had to laugh about multiple examples of Auburn and the word integrity in the same sentence

Hilarious

 

[Double Gator Dad]

Actually, the worst part of being fired for him is that he's going to be stuck at home with that insane wife of his. Buyout or no, I'd take the first job that came my way if I were him just to get out of the house.

If you haven't seen this psycho grab a microphone and indulge herself in a cringefest during a televangelist hour, here's a real treat for you:

You are correct

She is completely insane

 

[secgator]