Miami landing Cristobal with 10 year, $80 million deal

[Silverback Gator]

I don't think Cristobal is leaving, but have you ever been to Oregon?

Life's too short to live in a cold gray rainforest.

He's young. His agent gets him a new five year deal when they fake the interest in miami and his pay is low relative to performance(at the moment) so he could negotiate a better deal. These other coaches getting $7+ give them an angle. It's looking more like miami is a difficult place to win.

 

[G. Gordon Gator]

It could happen. Miami does not have a lot of money but all they need is a field, two sidelines, and a 200 seat bleacher for their fans.

At the Hard Rock Stadium where the Dolphins and Canes play, the Dolphins built an adjacent practice facility earlier this year. The practice field has a small set of bleachers for fans to watch. When they released photos of it everyone cracked the same joke, which was that scUM should play their home games there instead of in the real stadium.

The truth is, they couldn't even fill that practice field stadium on a regular basis. Sad! :(

 

[GatorInGeorgia]

Mario “My Balls Freeze Up Like Crystals During Big Games” Cristobal is getting blown the fcvk out right now by an average Utah team. Buh-bye playoffs.

And to think this guy has as many
on this board as he does is puzzling.

 

[NVGator]

Mario “My Balls Freeze Up Like Crystals During Big Games” Cristobal is getting blown the fcvk out right now by an average Utah team. Buh-bye playoffs.

And to think this guy has as many
on this board as he does is puzzling.

Smoked. Such a bad look.

 

[oxrageous]

Smoked. Such a bad look.

Like Mel Tucker getting $95 million and losing by 7 touchdowns?

 

[NVGator]

Like Mel Tucker getting $95 million and losing by 7 touchdowns?

Just embarrassing. I say we back the truck up to Ryan Day. Dude hasn’t lost a conference game yet.

 

[gatordad3]

Anyone here brought up his WiLLLLLLLLie esque record of 61-58? His FAU record was most impressive at 27-47.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Like Mel Tucker getting $95 million and losing by 7 touchdowns?

Too be fair, the Bucknuts got tired of scoring. It could have been far worse.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Just embarrassing. I say we back the truck up to Ryan Day. Dude hasn’t lost a conference game yet.

Ryan Day worked here and knows how fuchsed up our slumlords are.

 

[NVGator]

Too be fair, the Bucknuts got tired of scoring. It could have been far worse.

This team might be our only hope to take down the Dwags.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

This team might be our only hope to take down the Dwags.

that sucks. imagine rooting for the Sucknuts, if even for a day.

 

[t-gator]

Can we change the thread title to "Utah going hard into Cristobal?"

 

[NVGator]

Ryan Day worked here and knows how fuchsed up our slumlords are.

Yep, 1 year in 2005 as a GA and knows we’ve only added drop down ceiling tiles and carpet squares since then. Damn, that’s out.

 

[NVGator]

Can we change the thread title to "Utah going hard into Cristo’sballs?"

FIFY

 

[soflagator]

that sucks. imagine rooting for the Sucknuts, if even for a day.

That’s easy. If it keeps uga(or miami) from winning a title, you do it happily. Get your act together.

 

[Durty South Swamp]

Mario “My Balls Freeze Up Like Crystals During Big Games” Cristobal is getting blown the fcvk out right now by an average Utah team. Buh-bye playoffs.

And to think this guy has as many
on this board as he does is puzzling.

Noone has said he'd kill it here. The reason for his name being floated is bc his recruiting is on par with saban and Kirby. If he doesn't work out win wise, the next guy is set up like a king. There's no smoke show hire this year, so a roll of the dice needs to be on a stud crooter.

Now pull your head from your backside and take a breath.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

That’s easy. If it keeps uga(or miami) from winning a title, you do it happily. Get your act together.

Not happily. I'd prefer they both lose in round 1 of playoffs.

 

[daytonacane]

At the Hard Rock Stadium where the Dolphins and Canes play, the Dolphins built an adjacent practice facility earlier this year. The practice field has a small set of bleachers for fans to watch. When they released photos of it everyone cracked the same joke, which was that scUM should play their home games there instead of in the real stadium.

The truth is, they couldn't even fill that practice field stadium on a regular basis. Sad! :(

Reply:
IMHO, the game is about how the 22 players perform and the wins/losses. The thousands in the stands have little affect on the game other than making noise, but teams routinely practice with simulated crowd noise to negate this. The Gators have between 40,000 to 50,000 students enrolled compared with Miami's approximately 15,000 (a bit lopsided).Guess I agree with the late owners of the Raiders (Davis) in that he often stated, "Just win Baby, just win"

 

[GatorInGeorgia]

Noone has said he'd kill it here. The reason for his name being floated is bc his recruiting is on par with saban and Kirby. If he doesn't work out win wise, the next guy is set up like a king. There's no smoke show hire this year, so a roll of the dice needs to be on a stud crooter.

Now pull your head from your backside and take a breath.

Bull shyyt. Plenty of people have said he’d be a great HC here.

Bull shyyt, too, on his recruiting being on par with Saban & Kirby. The guy is nowhere close to that level. He’s actually more on par with Mullen based off of the recruiting services rankings. In his time as head coach at Oregon, he’s had 1 class in the top 5 (3rd in 2021), one class outside the top 10 (13th in 2018), and the others were in the 7-9 range. The guy is an overrated clown. He sucked at FAU, he sux at Oregon and he’ll suck at Miami, too, if he goes there.

Good advice about pulling the head out of the azz…you should take it.

 

[Silverback Gator]

Cristobal would not leave Oregon on his own for scUM. Oregon has lots of money and top facilities. His recruiting is top10/top 5 and that is a big deal in coaching and overall program health. I won't be surprised if he gets a raise and extension. Miami has limited cash and horrible facilities and it's not like Cristobal needs south florida to recruit well enough.

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