Every bag of groceries has a baguette sticking out of it.
Women can magically run full speed over difficult terrain in high heels.
Bad guys can't hit anything (except maybe the hero's shoulder, which won't effect the hero whatsoever until the end of the movie when it's in a sling or something).
If you're in Paris, you can see the Eiffel Tower from your apartment window.
When you turn the lights off, it doesn't get dark, the light just turns blue-ish.
Guns never run out of ammunition (or heroes never run out of magazines). Also, guns never overheat and recoil (even on full auto) is negligible.
102 pound waifs beating the sh!t out of grown-ass men (or multiple grown-ass men).
Nobody knows super hot girl is super hot, until you take off her glasses and let her hair down.
Vehicles always unlocked, fueled, and keyed, and everybody can drive them like a professional (whether it's a car, a race car, a bus, a semi, a helicopter, a passenger jet, a fighter jet, a space ship--even if it is alien, etc.
Aliens look and sound exactly like humans with a few extra bumps or ridges on their heads.
A bullet can cause a car to blow up, yet a car door can be bullet proof if you kneel behind it.
Getting shot can cause you to be lifted off your feet and driven backwards.
A regular guy will turn into a hero to save his ex-wife.
Alex.