Arizona Cardinals hire away DC Patrick Toney; Austin Armstrong new DC

[GatorFL]

 

[jdh5484]

I'm stoked!

Well... pushing Toney out was a great move.

Hiring this guy is a headscratcher based on his stats at Southern Miss.

Especially as the sole DC.

They still call the plays, right?

Maybe he's above and beyond on game day? Or comes up with innovative schemes for each opponent?

 

[Detroitgator]

She's not particularly hot... I checked.

 

[jdh5484]

 

[jdh5484]

She's not particularly hot... I checked.

Well, he looks like the son of sharkhumper so ...

 

[ThreatMatrix]

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[oxrageous]

Well... pushing Toney out was a great move.

Hiring this guy is a headscratcher based on his stats at Southern Miss.

Especially as the sole DC.

They still call the plays, right?

Maybe he's above and beyond on game day? Or comes up with innovative schemes for each opponent?

Wow, the 17th time you've made this exact post in this thread! A new record!

 

[oxrageous]

Hey @jdh5484, let's say we had hired who Bama did, the experienced Kevin Steele. How would you feel about that hire?

Tell the truth or I'll ban you for life.

 

[jdh5484]

Hey @jdh5484, let's say we had hired who Bama did, the experienced Kevin Steele. How would you feel about that hire?

Tell the truth or I'll ban you for life.

Kevin Steele, the voice of the Gators? He's still alive?



Wait ... that was David Steele.

Any relation?

 

[Gator98MD]

What a goob looking dude. I’m sure he’ll inspire the troops.

 

[GatorInKnox]

We were historically bad on D last year. That DC is now gone. We hired a coach that Saban likes to replace him. Let’s be happy until we have a reason to not be happy.

 

[cover2]

You’re getting close to needing a trip to Cheetah back room, pal.

Not football related, but did you ever wonder why all the male patrons have their shirts untucked?

 

[MJMGator]

We were historically bad on D last year. That DC is now gone. We hired a coach that Saban likes. Let’s be happy until we have a reason to not be happy.

 

[jdh5484]

Not football related, but did you ever wonder why all the male patrons have their shirts untucked?

Umm... why are you so obsessed with the male patrons?

 

[jdh5484]

We were historically bad on D last year. That DC is now gone. We hired a coach that Saban likes. Let’s be happy until we have a reason to not be happy.

I'm ecstatic that the old DC is gone.

 

[soflagator]

Not football related, but did you ever wonder why all the male patrons have their shirts untucked?

Well I don’t like to get into specifics of my previous personal life, but I was usually in a self induced coma by then where it was only the women on stage. No males in the room outside of myself and a close friend named Johnnie Walker.

 

[cover2]

Umm... why are you so obsessed with the male patrons?

Not the reason you’re thinking of, Uncle Pervis. I’ve been there twice, both after coaching clinics. Never noticed until one of the other coaches mentioned it. As uber observant as @soflagator is, just wanted to get his take. Certainly it would be humorous. You ever been?

 

[cover2]

Well I don’t like to get into specifics of my previous personal life, but I was usually in a self induced coma by then where it was only the women on stage. No males in the room outside of myself and a close friend named Johnnie Walker.

Ah yes. I’ve heard of such…



Just hope you were never drugged and taken offshore afterward.

 

[jdh5484]

Not the reason you’re thinking of, Uncle Pervis. I’ve been there twice, both after coaching clinics. Never noticed until one of the other coaches mentioned it. As uber observant as @soflagator is, just wanted to get his take. Certainly it would be humorous. You ever been?

I've never been to the one in WPB. I went to the one in Atlanta... a very long time ago. Dropped way too much $$$$.

 

[Back Alley Gator]

She's not particularly hot... I checked.

Eh. I'd hit it.