- Jun 19, 2014
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Susan, Susan, Susan…
Whatever you believe to be your biggest regret in life, prepare for that to be eclipsed.
First, only your last category (…or senior fans…) is applicable. The average age here is 79, and even our youngest member at 38 has a colostomy bag. If this were a commercial for “The Villages” or “Akim’s Funeral Home and Crematorium“ then maybe, but I suspect 70% of the members here have never even heard of Ubereats (and would pronounce it You-BEAR-ee-ats).
I’ve met many of the members here - tailgated with quite a few, and I can say they are the least photogenic collection of miscreants you’ve ever laid eyes on. If you didn’t know better, you’d look around for the soup kitchen they seemed to be waiting in line for. Youd be better off driving by the day-labor lot and picking up a truck load of illegals and dressing them in vintage gator shirts from the local Goodwill. They would likely have a better mastery of the English language anyway.
The most likely outcome from this is your “former friend” from NYC will no longer answer your calls.
Good luck!
We need this guy.
Alex.