Need Gator Super Fans for Commercial

[AlexDaGator]

Susan, Susan, Susan…

Whatever you believe to be your biggest regret in life, prepare for that to be eclipsed.

First, only your last category (…or senior fans…) is applicable. The average age here is 79, and even our youngest member at 38 has a colostomy bag. If this were a commercial for “The Villages” or “Akim’s Funeral Home and Crematorium“ then maybe, but I suspect 70% of the members here have never even heard of Ubereats (and would pronounce it You-BEAR-ee-ats).

I’ve met many of the members here - tailgated with quite a few, and I can say they are the least photogenic collection of miscreants you’ve ever laid eyes on. If you didn’t know better, you’d look around for the soup kitchen they seemed to be waiting in line for. Youd be better off driving by the day-labor lot and picking up a truck load of illegals and dressing them in vintage gator shirts from the local Goodwill. They would likely have a better mastery of the English language anyway.

The most likely outcome from this is your “former friend” from NYC will no longer answer your calls.

Good luck!

We need this guy.



Alex.

 

[ufgator812]

What if we live in Nevada?

Just tap into your reserves DB

 

[schuldmog]

Susan, Susan, Susan…

Whatever you believe to be your biggest regret in life, prepare for that to be eclipsed.

First, only your last category (…or senior fans…) is applicable. The average age here is 79, and even our youngest member at 38 has a colostomy bag. If this were a commercial for “The Villages” or “Akim’s Funeral Home and Crematorium“ then maybe, but I suspect 70% of the members here have never even heard of Ubereats (and would pronounce it You-BEAR-ee-ats).

I’ve met many of the members here - tailgated with quite a few, and I can say they are the least photogenic collection of miscreants you’ve ever laid eyes on. If you didn’t know better, you’d look around for the soup kitchen they seemed to be waiting in line for. Youd be better off driving by the day-labor lot and picking up a truck load of illegals and dressing them in vintage gator shirts from the local Goodwill. They would likely have a better mastery of the English language anyway.

The most likely outcome from this is your “former friend” from NYC will no longer answer your calls.

Good luck!

I can't stop laughing....thank you for your reply, and I still think this group would be a phenomenal choice for them! :):):)

 

[Gatordiddy]

I can't stop laughing....thank you for your reply, and I still think this group would be a phenomenal choice for them! :):):)

and if you ever cast for some of those seniors living their best life in a pharma commercial...

We can provide myself and @Oklahoma Gator in an interracial same sex partnership living our best lives sniffing veggies at a farmer's market wearing tank tops and showing that our moderate to severe plaque psoriasis is practically gone!

 

[t-gator]

I'll do it for 784 and not a cent cheaper. But only two people get to watch

 

[URGatorBait]

and if you ever cast for some of those seniors living their best life in a pharma commercial...

We can provide myself and @Oklahoma Gator in an interracial same sex partnership living our best lives sniffing veggies at a farmer's market wearing tank tops and showing that our moderate to severe plaque psoriasis is practically gone!

You've thought of this in way too much detail

 

[URGatorBait]

I'll do it for 784 and not a cent cheaper. But only two people get to watch

Me and your mom?

 

[Oklahoma Gator]

and if you ever cast for some of those seniors living their best life in a pharma commercial...

We can provide myself and @Oklahoma Gator in an interracial same sex partnership living our best lives sniffing veggies at a farmer's market wearing tank tops and showing that our moderate to severe plaque psoriasis is practically gone!

Bro I’m 39

 

[G8trwood]

Is Susan coming into town for her first game

 

[wrpgator]

I think I could do this...

 

[Born2beagator]

This thread has some serious potential

 

[Gator By Marriage]

Bro I’m 39

39? You’re underage; how’d you get in here?

 

[cover2]

I haven’t talked with @URGatorBait officially, but I feel like we could work well together in this “Super Fan” project…

 

[URGatorBait]

I haven’t talked with @URGatorBait officially, but I feel like we could work well together in this “Super Fan” project…

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We could make it happen, but ironically I'd need to make double what you make

 

[cover2]

We could make it happen, but ironically I'd need to make double what you make

Hell, I’d give you my check just for the fun I know would result!

 

[Born2beagator]

39? You’re underage; how’d you get in here?

34

 

[URGatorBait]

Hell, I’d give you my check just for the fun I know would result!

I'm in

 

[Concrete Helmet]

I don't think the OP realizes that half of the members on here are only here because they can't remember how to log out


The other half has locked themselves in for the night

 

[Concrete Helmet]

$783 seems like such an odd amount.

Oddly enough wasn't that the same amount of the newest membership fee after 12 monthly installments.....

 

[Detroitgator]

Gator Super FANS needed for a Nisson and an Ubereats commercial! I am a professor here at UF in the Theatre Department and am helping a NYC casting agency who is looking for massive fans who have killer watch parties or go to games, whether it’s students (like a frat), adult alumni friends group who still live in Gainesville, or senior fans who still go to games or have watch parties. Attached is the official post with a link where you can submit an application or contact me thru my UF email and I will give you the link to apply and/or give you more info! When you apply say Susan Schuld recommended you:
[email protected]
It pays great (each person gets $783) and the filming will be here in Gainesville in mid November.

$783.10 ?!?!?!?!?!?! I'M IN!!!! Not a chance at $783 even...