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Kadarius needs a spokesperson to avoid these unfortunate misunderstandings from continually happening. Preferably someone who speaks fluent English.
 

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Kadarius needs a spokesperson to avoid these unfortunate misunderstandings from continually happening. Preferably someone who speaks fluent English.

What exactly was the confusion? He expressed his view of the injury report. Gave us a status update on his health. Listed several other potential injuries he wasn’t suffering from at the moment. And threw in a brief request of oral sex. It was quite straightforward.
 

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What exactly was the confusion? He expressed his view of the injury report. Gave us a status update on his health. Listed several other potential injuries he wasn’t suffering from at the moment. And threw in a brief request of oral sex. It was quite straightforward.
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What exactly was the confusion? He expressed his view of the injury report. Gave us a status update on his health. Listed several other potential injuries he wasn’t suffering from at the moment. And threw in a brief request of oral sex. It was quite straightforward.
Thank you. I did not know you spoke the BooBonics, but going forward I will reach out to you when I require a translator.
 

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How would anyone know? The verbiage was Indecipherable.
I've got a friend who talks just like Toney. It's impossible to have a phone conversation with him. Funny thing is he's white from Dallas, TX.
 

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You friends with Vanilla Ice?

Vanilla Ice lives in Palm Beach County. A friend of mine has a company that did some work for him at his house a few years back and was invited to a party there, where at some point in the evening, he broke into a freestyle rap of Ice Ice Baby as onlookers cheered. The video was the most embarrassing thing I’d ever seen. Then I learned of Crucial.
 

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Vanilla Ice lives in Palm Beach County. A friend of mine has a company that did some work for him at his house a few years back and was invited to a party there, where at some point in the evening, he broke into a freestyle rap of Ice Ice Baby as onlookers cheered. The video was the most embarrassing thing I’d ever seen. Then I learned of Crucial.
Then Suge sent some dudes to demand a percentage from Vanilla.

And the artist formerly known as Crucial is Zachariah now.
 

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Then Suge sent some dudes to demand a percentage from Vanilla.

And the artist formerly known as Crucial is Zachariah now.

Actually, VI(can’t remember his actual first name) has or had a bunch of exotic animals on his property in west PBC. One morning like 15 years ago there was kangaroo spotted hopping down a major road coming into WP, causing inbound traffic to back up for miles. It was his and had gotten out. :lol:
 

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Actually, VI(can’t remember his actual first name) has or had a bunch of exotic animals on his property in west PBC. One morning like 15 years ago there was kangaroo spotted hopping down a major road coming into WP, causing inbound traffic to back up for miles. It was his and had gotten out. :lol:
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I love Toney. He played so well at UF. Left it on the field. I dont care if he talks boobonics or whatever invective can be used to describe his speech.
 

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Vanilla Ice lives in Palm Beach County. A friend of mine has a company that did some work for him at his house a few years back and was invited to a party there, where at some point in the evening, he broke into a freestyle rap of Ice Ice Baby as onlookers cheered. The video was the most embarrassing thing I’d ever seen. Then I learned of Crucial.
Back in his peak, it came out that though he claimed to be from the hood in Miami, he really grew up in a middle-class neighborhood in Dallas. I don't know why, but I can still remember them talking about it on the radio when I was a teenager. I'm not sure how he thought it wouldn't eventually surface where he was really from.?. But then again, you're also talking about a guy who stole the baseline from a very popular and well-known artist and song. I'm guessing the guy just wasn't/isn't too bright.
 

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